Verbal Dodgeball-Between my team and Knyte's...

ChikkenNoodul said:
Ho ho! My dear fellow, I have it on rather good authority that your knowledge of the Dewey Decimal System is far from up to date and exceedingly unsatisfactory!

The claim that you are adept at deciphering ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics I find to be dubious.
 
ChikkenNoodul said:
Surely you are aware that others scoff at your continual lack of proficiency at the pan-flute.

It is a well-known fact in numerous social circles that you lack the ability to produce prime numbers higher than 4,229 from memory.
 
Sarcasmo said:
Her dad's not very well endowed, so it was more like "cracked".


You're hung like a horse:
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ChikkenNoodul said:
Papal intelligence has just now informed me of your inexplicably horrendous, and yet laughable failures at performing exorcisms.

At a recent Mensa Council meeting it was decided that you would be excluded from membership because of your inability to perfect and find a working solution for a cold fusion generator.