Oh, I hate Valentines. It's such a contrived piece of shit "holiday". If I have to use that one day to show my wife I love her, then I've failed the rest of the year. Use an anniversary instead to show love or some other day that means something to you personally.
If I decide I have money I want to burn, I'd rather spend it on an anal herpes injection instead of flowers or whatnot on valentines.
Fucking valentines.
Taking Jackie on a romantic ski trip the weekend after.
dinner shall be consumed at an upscale yet yummy venue
Red Lobster or the Olive Garden?