uuuuuuuum, girls?

[Thorn Bird]

would you sign this?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

seriously, if some guy came up to you with this and wanted you to seriously sign it, what would you do? i honestly do not know what i'd do.

 

[kiwi]

I would never speak to him again. And if I felt threatened, I would call the police.

 

[djduquet]

You know in textbooks from the '50s on how to be a good wife? If this was in another context it could be a spoof on that, and be rather funny. But in this situation, this guy just needs to be shot. And by shot I mean medicated after legally convicting him.

 

[Pandora]

 

[water]

I would never speak to him again. And if I felt threatened, I would call the police.

*shreds and then burns several sheets of paper that he's been working on

 

[JJ Lady]

WHAT THE FUCK????
Someone needs to shoot this guy. even though she didn't sign it she still married him, What the hell?

 

[itburnswhenipee]

You know, one might say that she got what she was asking for.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

That dude is fucked up.
I didnt see anything about having dinner cooked on time in there.

 

[ZRH]

I'd have a hard time respecting anyone who signed that, or something similar. She did marry him though... 0.o

 

[water]

That dude is fucked up.
I didnt see anything about having dinner cooked on time in there.

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

 

[Bubbles]

Didn't read it, prolly would sign it. Am I wrong? I'll sign anything for a good time :wink:

 

[water]

Didn't read it, prolly would sign it. Am I wrong? I'll sign anything for a good time :wink:

 

[APRIL]

I'd sign it, a bitch better know her place.

 

[Sp`ange]

Didn't read it, prolly would sign it. Am I wrong? I'll sign anything for a good time :wink:

nothing in there about track suits.

 

[kiwi]

I'd sign it, a bitch better know her place.

Did you have a similar one you made fly sign?

 

[APRIL]

Did you have a similar one you made fly sign?

I know, rite?! He cooks, cleans, decorates, and never tells me he has a headache.

 

[JJ Lady]

nothing in there about track suits.

I never saw the picture of Candy trying to make me on of them

 

[bast_imret]

You guys would have looked cuet as the track suit triplets!

 

[Candy]

I'd sign it, a bitch better know her place.

 

[Candy]

I never saw the picture of Candy trying to make me on of them

Neither have I; FLY??? WTF are the track suit pics!