uumm.. well, this has never happened.. a female co-worker is... uuhh..

[Sarcasmo]

Dude, anytime a man and woman discuss sexual positions together it's flirting. Call it what you want, but it's flirting.

 

[BeerAd]

the shawn david fan club crew, jk

it was my understanding that you were coming into town with fly tonite? who knows, sorry if i misunderstood

 

[BeerAd]

off to the night job, see whomever tonite and to the rest of ya, have a good weekend

 

[Penis Envy]

the shawn david fan club crew, jk

it was my understanding that you were coming into town with fly tonite? who knows, sorry if i misunderstood

i am sir.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Dude, anytime a man and woman discuss sexual positions together it's flirting. Call it what you want, but it's flirting.

What is it when you ask me about it?

 

[Bubbles]

What is it when you ask me about it?

flirting

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

flirting

Is it still just flirting if he asks me sexual questions while he has his hand up my ass?

 

[Thorn Bird]

Is it still just flirting if he asks me sexual questions while he has his hand up my ass?

that's your doctor, dude. i think that's illegal.

 

[Bubbles]

Is it still just flirting if he asks me sexual questions while he has his hand up my ass?

I have given him e-permission to sleep with you, Fly, elpmis, and shawndavid. So, yes still flirting, the sex you guys have won't ever lead to a relationship......sorry.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

that's your doctor, dude. i think that's illegal.

my doctor works in the back of a van?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I have given him e-permission to sleep with you, Fly, elpmis, and shawndavid. So, yes still flirting, the sex you guys have won't ever lead to a relationship......sorry.

o rly?
They why does he keep sending me flowers and stealing my socks?

 

[Bubbles]

o rly?
They why does he keep sending me flowers and stealing my socks?

Not your socks!!! God no, anything but socks. I can't believe he would e-lie to me like this.

:sobbing breakdown:

 

[Sarcasmo]

I am so e-sorry. I just didn't know how to e-break it to you. Please e-forgive me. I never meant to e-hurt you. E-seriously. It just e-happened, and it was only the one e-time.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

gimme my fuckin socks back

 

[Penis Envy]

you guys make me scared of e-relationships.. or e-sexual encounters

 

[Bubbles]

I am so e-sorry. I just didn't know how to e-break it to you. Please e-forgive me. I never meant to e-hurt you. E-seriously. It just e-happened, and it was only the one e-time.

give me a minute to re-e-compose myself and e-think about it

 

[Bubbles]

you guys make me scared of e-relationships.. or e-sexual encounters

Dude, don't ever doubt the e-sex.

 

[Thorn Bird]

my doctor works in the back of a van?

if you had insurance, you could avoid this problem. i hope you didn't allow the wire hanger.

 

[Penis Envy]

Dude, don't ever doubt the e-sex.

i need a volunteer to break me in

10 minutes, meet me behind Useless Chatter

 

[Sarcasmo]

i need a volunteer to break me in

10 minutes, meet me behind Useless Chatter

You didn't want to post that in the forum. Now Drool's going to show up in his clown costume with a sock full of ball bearings. You may never walk the same again. And your head's going to hurt for weeks.