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[HipHugHer]

So maybe he was a little flamboyant

 

[Strings]

So maybe he was a little flamboyant

Waxing your carrot in a public restroom goes beyond flamboyant.
Ill advised for sure.

 

[Jehannum]

George Michael wasn't that bad.

Well fuck you, and fuck your stupid hat!

I'm gonna make fun of him getting pulled in a public bathroom and you're gonna love it, while you slide your fat fingers up your sweaty boyfriend's greasy arsehole.

 

[HipHugHer]

Waxing your carrot in a public restroom goes beyond flamboyant.
Ill advised for sure.

People just get on him because he got caught, that's all. We've all done the same thing whether we admit it or not.

Right?

Right?

Don't lie now.

 

[Jehannum]

People just get on him because he got caught, that's all. We've all done the same thing whether we admit it or not.

Right?

Right?

Don't lie now.

I just have a wide stance.

 

[Strings]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Wait
You guys are jerking eachother off in a public bathroom?
Which one?
Just so I know which one to avoid. Thats gotta be a hairy gross scene, tell ya what.

 

[HipHugHer]

So much for tolerance and acceptance I guess.

 

[Jehannum]

Wait
You guys are jerking eachother off in a public bathroom?
Which one?
Just so I know which one to avoid. Thats gotta be a hairy gross scene, tell ya what.

 

[Jehannum]

Felonious Masturbator

Theres yer band name

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So much for tolerance and acceptance I guess.

Nah, Im fine with yall jerkin eachother off, its just Im pretty sure the grooming standards are gonna be pretty low in that scenario which may be more than my delicate sensibilities could withstand is all

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[HipHugHer]

Nah, Im fine with yall jerkin eachother off, its just Im pretty sure the grooming standards are gonna be pretty low in that scenario which may be more than my delicate sensibilities could withstand is all

You?
Grooming standards?
Lol.
You're like a Jehanuum with grayer, more wirey, generally more but no more impressive, hair.

You're both basically cousin apes.

 

[Strings]

That's a lot of ugly in one place.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

That's a lot of ugly in one place.

boy howdy

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You?
Grooming standards?
Lol.
You're like a Jehanuum with grayer, more wirey, generally more but no more impressive, hair.

You're both basically cousin apes.

Hips, when youre right , youre right.
As rarely as that may be.

 

[HipHugHer]

Broken clock and all.

 

[Petunia]

ok contest!
who ever pics the best name for me wins!

i will change my name to whoever has the best name

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Kikkle the Pickle Tickler

 

[Jehannum]

Kiko's dried up nana