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Lambie said:
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Toupee, or not toupee: That is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous hairloss,
Or to take combs against a sea of hair plugs,
And by opposing shave smooth?
To dye: to keep;
No more; and by a keep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That hair gives flesh to, ‘tis a conundrum
Devoutly to be fixed. To plug, to weep;
To keep: perchance hair cream: ay, there’s the rub;
For in that bottle of Rogain what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal toil,
Must give us pause: there’s the respect
That makes calamity of new bald life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of thine ...
 
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Jehannum said:
Toupee, or not toupee: That is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous hairloss,
Or to take combs against a sea of hair plugs,
And by opposing shave smooth?
To dye: to keep;
No more; and by a keep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That hair gives flesh to, ‘tis a conundrum
Devoutly to be fixed. To plug, to weep;
To keep: perchance hair cream: ay, there’s the rub;
For in that bottle of Rogain what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal toil,
Must give us pause: there’s the respect
That makes calamity of new bald life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of thine ...
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Fuck you and your elitist book-learnin'.
 
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