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Dad croaked at 63, mom at 64.
I neither smoke nor drink so I have a shot at reaching 70.
WHOOOHOOO!

My family has a history of living well into their late 80's/early 90's. Well, our bodies anyway, our minds, not so much.
 
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I don't remember who gave me this fucked up ass title, probably brony, but if the government pays for contraception they should also pay for Viagra. It's only fair.