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[nukes]

i have never been to a strip club in my life, but i imagine that would cover the cover, and one drink. Then you're gonna get a lot of dirty looks if you're not buying anything else

So... You've never been, but feel qualified to give advice? I've been. What you imagine is not quantifiable.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

So you're a regular creep at these joints? Yeah I wouldn't drop more than $30. I have financial obligations.
If I wanted a whore I'd find one and pay up.

I'm a creep for having gone to a strip club or two within the current decade? Ok, Grandpa Out-Of-Touch, but your biases are showing again.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

So... You've never been, but feel qualified to give advice? I've been. What you imagine is not quantifiable.

He's correct. At any of the decent clubs in Tampa cover is $20 unless there's a special, and $10 is normal for a drink in a bar. You're old, what you "know" is out dated and of no use.

 

[my little brony]

So... You've never been, but feel qualified to give advice? I've been. What you imagine is not quantifiable.

he was in the military. he's probably heard enough stories about strip clubs to know the going rate for the champagne room at the Foxy near ft bliss

 

[APRIL]

I haven't been to a strip club in four years now.

Patting myself on the back.

 

[my little brony]

although if you go on a tuesday afternoon there won't be a cover and the C squad works a little harder for tips

 

[APRIL]

although if you go on a tuesday mid-afternoon there won't be a cover and the C squad works a little harder for tips

Maybe the only time @nukes is able to get away from his Nazi wife.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

he was in the military. he's probably heard enough stories about strip clubs to know the going rate for the champagne room at the Foxy near ft bliss

That too.

 

[Jehannum]

I haven't been to a strip club in four years now.

Patting myself on the back.

Last time for me was the bachelor party before my wedding.

So 10 years.

Clubs in Albuquerque are a grim proposition.

 

[Domon]

he was in the military. he's probably heard enough stories about strip clubs to know the going rate for the champagne room at the Foxy near ft bliss

god no. even when i wasnt married or dating anyone, maryland aint exactly the epitome of high class places.

 

[Domon]

I haven't been to a strip club in four years now.

Patting myself on the back.

thats when ya quit huh? I didnt know strip clubs had HR departments, but i suppose they must.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

god no. even when i wasnt married or dating anyone, maryland aint exactly the epitome of high class places.

Fucking got that right. God Damn PGC

 

[HipHugHer]

He's correct. At any of the decent clubs in Tampa cover is $20 unless there's a special, and $10 is normal for a drink in a bar. You're old, what you "know" is out dated and of no use.

"Decent" strip club. Lol

 

[my little brony]

god no. even when i wasnt married or dating anyone, maryland aint exactly the epitome of high class places.

not saying you went but they're popular among that crowd and hearing the relevant stories is commonplace

 

[APRIL]

thats when ya quit huh? I didnt know strip clubs had HR departments, but i suppose they must.

The timing does match up.

Fuck.

 

[Domon]

not saying you went but they're popular among that crowd and hearing the relevant stories is commonplace

oh i know.

Then again, i was never enlisted, and hung out with a slightly smarter (and older) crowd.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

"Decent" strip club. Lol

Bro, there's one off of Hwy 92 headed towards Plant City that I'm not sure I'd go into without payment beforehand. Then you get into Topless + Alcohol bars Vs Full Nude. Depends on what your definition of "decent" is

 

[Domon]

Fucking got that right. God Damn PGC

I feel dirty just driving past the ones in Laurel.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Here
https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=3055

Put that place into Google and read the Google Reviews

 

[my little brony]

oh i know.

Then again, i was never enlisted, and hung out with a slightly smarter (and older) crowd.