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wtf is wrong with you people's eyes? Stop smoking weed. I have NEVER been blinded by high beams and additionally refuse to flip my rearview dimmer when someone behind me has them on.

pussies the lot of ya.

What else can I smoke to prevent glaucoma? Banana peels?
 
It's been two years since I've had a ticket on my record. TWO WHOLE YEARS.


That's because Tampa cops > Houston ones.

well, YOU just bought yourself a ticket within the next coupla months, now, didn't you? 'less you are knockin' some wood right now, and i don't mean fly's pinnochio penis.