Useless Goat stories! v. safe for work

[APRIL]

Is that you in the middle?

Oh... ya that's me. Whoops.

 

[jaxxor]

Is that you in the middle?

that gal's boobs would make a grown man cry. she's taken though.

 

[fly]

that gal's boobs would make a grown man cry. she's taken though.

 

[smileynev]

that gal's boobs would make a grown man cry. she's taken though.

are they deformed and taste like monkey stool?

 

[jaxxor]

are they deformed and taste like monkey stool?

oh, so you've seen them too eh?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

are they deformed and taste like monkey stool?

Monkey stool is magically delicious

 

[Sp`ange]

Is that you in the middle?

don't try leading the uf community away from the truth. you know damn well that that is a pic of you.

 

[jaxxor]

don't try leading the uf community away from the truth. you know damn well that that is a pic of you.

I've seen April, that's not her.

 

[Coqui]

I've seen April, that's not her.

He was referring to fly

 

[APRIL]

I'll take your snake championship next!

 

[fly]

Monkey stool is magically delicious

I sang the Lucky Charms theme as I read that post.

 

[jaxxor]

I'll take your snake championship next!

you'll do what with whose which?

 

[APRIL]

you'll do what with whose which?

Go play in the arcade, its wonderfully addictive.

 

[BigDov]

Go play in the arcade, its wonderfully addictive.

So much so that I haven't even fired it up from work yet

 

[APRIL]

So much so that I haven't even fired it up from work yet

I tried beating your score in Space Invaders or whatever. That game takes way too long... my attention span went elsewhere. =\

 

[JJ Lady]

I've seen April, that's not her.

Why don't you post a pic of her so that we can judge?

 

[APRIL]

Why don't you post a pic of her so that we can judge?

It's against my religion to have photographs taken of me.


... or something.

 

[Sp`ange]

It's against the laws of nature to have photographs taken of me.


... or something.

fixt

 

[APRIL]

fixt

Why I outta....