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unsatisfactory bowel movements

Discussion in 'useless chatter' started by crazymike, Oct 25, 2004.

  1. You know when you really have to make a bowel movement, you rush to the toilet, and you release a bit, but it's just not relieving...

    Like there is something left in the tank, but it doesn't want to come out yet?

    I hate this. Because there is nothing better than that just drained feeling, and I've gone twice in the last 3 hours but still don't feel satisfied.
  2. Maalox.
  3. Eat more meat, your bodies natural lubricant.

  4. if anything I eat too much meat. I eat meat almost as much as I beat it.
  5. You eat it 7+ times a day?!?! :eek:
  6. needs moar fibar
  7. :genmay:

  8. hardly, this is a serious thread on pooping.

    Everyone does it.
  9. i love it when you poop and it feels like your insides are all vacant because of it, kinda like you lost 10 pounds. :drool:

  10. exactly!

    I want that feeling, but today it's just not happening.
  11. i usually only get one of those about every 2 or 3 days.