Underwear advice for a friend

[dbzeag]

where I come from straight dudes don't whip their cocks out for gay dudes to inspect. maybe I'm the weird one here

Yup you are.

 

[JAXvillain]

mmm hmmm, riiiight

 

[dbzeag]

Who wouldn't want to get compliments shoveled onto them?

 

[midge]

Who wouldn't want to get compliments shoveled onto them?

lol @ me knowing more about men than a gay dude.

straight guys like hearing shit like "your cock is beautiful" from hots girls, or girls they perceive as hot on account of alcohol consumption. a gay guy says "what a lovely pecker" and captain straight guy is like "eek, this guy's gonna do butt stuff to me while i'm sleeping."

 

[JAXvillain]

who? oh maybe someone who was straight??

 

[dbzeag]

lol @ me knowing more about men than a gay dude.

straight guys like hearing shit like "your cock is beautiful" from hots girls, or girls they perceive as hot on account of alcohol consumption. a gay guy says "what a lovely pecker" and captain straight guy is like "eek, this guy's gonna do butt stuff to me while i'm sleeping."

Then don't invite him in, wtf.

Also he picked out this pair, still expensive, though.

http://www.internationaljock.com/go-softwear-natural-hemp-lo-rise-brief,7708.html

 

[Dharma1521]

So a friend of mine would like some new underwear, but has some requirements.

He is quite attractive and would like model-caliber underwear. Things like this:

http://www.freshpair.com/Macho-Classic-Urban-Brief-MC025.html

He is going for briefs with a bit more fabric than a man's bikini, and that can support a very active lifestyle like soccer and that, but also be stylish so when he strips off his jersey and shorts, the ladies swoon with his tasteful fashion sense.

Can anyone think of a cheaper but more or less exact version of the link I sent?

Aussie bum is an option, too, if a bit expensive.

I'm not a fan of briefs. I like boxer briefs or just boxers. But for briefs I think those look nice.

 

[midge]

Then don't invite him in, wtf.

Also he picked out this pair, still expensive, though.

http://www.internationaljock.com/go-softwear-natural-hemp-lo-rise-brief,7708.html

i'm disappointed that he didn't pick something from the leather/rubber category. i thought you said he was comfortable in his sexuality?!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Who wouldn't want to get compliments shoveled onto them?

How do you do Mr. Wint?

 

[Duke]

How do you do Mr. Wint?

I do well Mr. Kidd. I thank you for asking.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I do well Mr. Kidd. I thank you for asking.

I must say Miss Case seems quite attractive... for a lady.

 

[Duke]

One is never too old to learn from a master, Mr. Kidd.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

If God had wanted man to fly...

 

[Duke]

He would have given him wings, Mr. Kidd.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

from now on Im just gonna buy large kitchen trash bags and cut the corners off and use that as underpants.
The lavender scented ones, of course.

 

[snoogit]

Then don't invite him in, wtf.

Also he picked out this pair, still expensive, though.

http://www.internationaljock.com/go-softwear-natural-hemp-lo-rise-brief,7708.html

Wheres that guy's peener?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Briefs freak me out, now way Id date a man who wore those. Groce. Boxers all the way.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

from now on Im just gonna buy large kitchen trash bags and cut the corners off and use that as underpants.
The lavender scented ones, of course.

Just cut leg holes in the bottom of the cinch-sacks.

Those are nice and easy to keep on for heavy loads.

 

[Thorn Bird]

midge: hey grammar, how are you?
grammar: WELL! thanks for asking.
midge: hey, am i going to see you today?
grammar: maybe, where are you?
midge: killing time at useless forums. will you be there?
grammar: fuck no!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You missed a few capitalizations 'n such.