Uncle Glug thread

[Syrup Beaver]

I did make it sound expensive didn't I? In fact it was less than $80 but I doubt a single bottle made it out of the country. The specialist shop I got it bought had 3 bottles.

A couple of 'em probably did, but they'd charge $200+ for it at the stores I'd expect to find it at here.

Lucky bugger.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I had copious amounts of Alaskan Amber just recently.

Not bad.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I had an entire can of beer on Saturday night. Looking after kids really made me thirsty.

 

[Casper]

I had an entire can of beer on Saturday night. Looking after kids really made me thirsty.

You're poor. You should be drinking 40's and getting black eyes.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You're poor. You should be drinking 40's and getting black eyes.

That's so un-PC.

She's not 'poor', she's 'wealth marginalized'.

 

[Casper]

I like that.

 

[FancyVest]

I had an entire can of beer on Saturday night. Looking after kids really made me thirsty.

Are you a girl? Wanna hook up? Only if you are a girl, because my lady place is only for ladies.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I already has all the hook up I need.

 

[tre]

I already has all the hook up I need.

kiki sent you some anal beads as well?

 

[FancyVest]

But all you WANT? because magic isn't about need. Actually, I take it back I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE!!!!

 

[dbzeag]

That's so un-PC.

She's not 'poor', she's 'British'.

fixd

 

[DJBrenton]

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That commercial is GOLD.

SOLID GOLD.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Beer: It does a body good.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I ran out of bourbon

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I ran out of bourbon

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I'M INVOKING THE PATRIOT ACT

CALL THE NATIONAL FUCKING GUARD

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The booze has been restocked
Crisis averted
Conditions normal-ish

 

[Syrup Beaver]

New hoborific discovery.

Freeze a 6% or above beer in a can, open it up, and be blessed with an almost pure alcoholic foam.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

So here I was happily playing Mafia Wars on facebook when my phone bleeps to say that the buzzword "hoborific" has just been posted and I should see if someone is trash talking on UF.

I was pleasantly surprised by the post above and found it very scotchful indeed.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Ive accidentally frozen a 4 pack before, turns out beer-cicles are really quite tasty and refreshing.