NSFW Uhhhh...........

[nukes]

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[gee]

Ovipositor dildos are weird.

People who look at a picture and immediately recognize "that's an ovipositor dildo" are just as weird, weirdo.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Asa is a free spirit

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

People who look at a picture and immediately recognize "that's an ovipositor dildo" are just as weird, weirdo.

Hey man, everyone takes a trip through pornhub and says "y'know, let's look at something different" once in a while.

 

[nukes]

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[Darth Handsome]

Ive done that

 

[Frau Blugher]

You know, there's probably months worth of mechanical design, machining and assembly work that went into making those things. I'm looking at probably $5000+ of stuff out of the McMaster-Carr and Misumi catalogs.

This was a pretty significant undertaking.

And yet I bet you could build a multipurpose perfectly serviceable dildonic magnum from found materials .

 

[Frau Blugher]

I always wondered why the machine behind the dildo is always such skinny long shafts. Seems like it could get wobbly or bind up.

Notice the plumbing ? The self cleaning function isn't installed yet .

 

[HipHugHer]

Notice the plumbing ? The self cleaning function isn't installed yet .

We should get an engineer on this asap.

 

[Frau Blugher]

Hey man, everyone takes a trip through pornhub and says "y'know, let's look at something different" once in a while.

Mixing Humor and porn is dangerous .

Having an orgasm while laughing your head off , something weird happens in your brain when that happens .

 

[nukes]

Mixing Humor and porn is dangerous .

Having an orgasm while laughing your head off , something weird happens in your brain when that happens .

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[Mr. Argumentor]

@fly @APRIL

Make this christmas a BIG one

 

[Frau Blugher]

It's gonna be hard finding baubles for that tree .

 

[Ledboots]

Now maybe spoiler that Asa

 

[Frau Blugher]

Be sure to double bolt those balls to the floor , for safety .
Harnesses and saddle soap are extra .

 

[HipHugHer]

That boy's been havin' dildos on the mind lately.

 

[nukes]

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