wr3kt said:For that "natural" flavor...
...and the yellow plus blue make green seal.
wr3kt said:For that "natural" flavor...
Now that's just too much.April23 said:...and the yellow plus blue make green seal.
PM sent to FB linking to this post. Problem solved.*Fuxx Burger* said:To whom it may concern:
I want to have a threesome with Fat Burger and BigDov, but I don;t know how to go about telling my fiance that I want to have a threesome with 2 guys I met on the internet. How should I do this?
Then you should be concerned that he wants you naked in the same room as him.BigDov said:I'm fairly convinced that FatBurger is using her account...... gotta be
theacoustician said:Then you should be concerned that he wants you naked in the same room as him.
*Fuxx Burger* said:To whom it may concern:
I want to have a threesome with Fat Burger and BigDov, but I don;t know how to go about telling my fiance that I want to have a threesome with 2 guys I met on the internet. How should I do this?
Millions said:Dear Mr. Elf Lipmus,
Is there more to life then just being really really really, ridiculously good looking?
if your nip goes dry, no worries. baby weasels can grow just fine on calorically dense food and plenty of water.smileynev said:Dear elfcock,
My boyfriend and I have been experimenting with nipple asphyxiation. He squeezes mine until they turn blue, then he gives them mouth to mouth. I than do it to him. Is there a chance that one time they won't be revived and I won't be able to breast feed my weasel?
YES, YES I DODrool-Boy said:Dear simple
My uncle and I have been playing this game where we each get an erection, the we grip eachothers wang tightly, then the first one to lose the erection loses. We were wondering if you wanted to come over and play too.
No, smileyne.... I mean, your "friend" is upset with you because that cat is actually his wifefly said:dear elpmis,
Sometimes I like to dress like a clown and stick my nose in cats filthy assholes. My fat boyfriend calls me sick and unfunny, while eating cheddarwurst. Should I dump him?
yesKNYTE said:Dear elfpiss,
Sometimes when I watch my gardener Eduardo out in the yard "trimming the hedges" I get really aroused, go into the house, coat myself in nacho cheese, and then make my pet parrot Tweety give me oral pleasure while I stare at a velvet painting of Elvis, does this make me gay?
elpmis said:yes
because liking elvis is seriously, seriously gay
well your fiance already knows about one of the "2 guys" you met on the internet, so the problem is 50% easier than you thought*Fuxx Burger* said:To whom it may concern:
I want to have a threesome with Fat Burger and BigDov, but I don;t know how to go about telling my fiance that I want to have a threesome with 2 guys I met on the internet. How should I do this?