FYI UF Money Thread

[Strings]

The only real cash I carry is just enough to appease the Philly muggers so as not to offend and or waste their time by not having any money on hand during our transaction.
...
$20 usually does the trick of avoiding sucking chest wounds.

 

[Jehannum]

I've got my wad in one pocket and cards in the other.

Hope you've got some tight pants for that teeny wad.

 

[Jehannum]

Wallets are non ergonomic. I've got enough spinal issues without sitting on a lump.

You don't have to put it in your back pocket, y'know.

 

[nukes]

Hope you've got some tight pants for that teeny wad.

It's yuuuuge. Mostly $1's.

 

[nukes]

I roll retarded gangster style.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yeah I carry my wallet in my front pocket
sitting on one is for chumps

 

[Jehannum]

Yeah I carry my wallet in my front pocket
sitting on one is for chumps

I carry mine in my butthole.

That way nobody's tempted to pick my pocket.

 

[Domon]

it may just be that i have no ass, but when i sit, my wallet in my back right pocket scoots to the side so im not actually sitting on it.

 

[Domon]

I carry mine in my butthole.

That way nobody's tempted to pick my pocket.

thats what you think.

 

[Ledboots]

you are on debit.

My credit union does cover you for debit ripoffs, too, but I'd rather not have someone in my bank account.

 

[Strings]

I carry mine in my butthole.

That way nobody's tempted to pick my pocket.

I keep my wallet in my foreskin.
Tried keeping the car keys there but oddly, it gave me an eye twitch

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I carry mine in my butthole.

That way nobody's tempted to pick my pocket.

yes but now your credit stinks

 

[fly]

I carry mine in my butthole.

That way nobody's tempted to pick my pocket.

I'm still tempted.

 

[Ledboots]

The only real cash I carry is just enough to appease the Philly muggers so as not to offend and or waste their time by not having any money on hand during our transaction.
...
$20 usually does the trick of avoiding sucking chest wounds.

When I lived in Manhattan, my dad gave me a wallet with a $20 in it and told me to have it handy and just give it to a mugger as fast as I could.

 

[Strings]

When I lived in Manhattan, my dad gave me a wallet with a $20 in it and told me to have it handy and just give it to a mugger as fast as I could.

Your dad is a wise man indeed.
Once you become a veteran of muggery, you can tell who it's ok to hand the wallet to and who you can throw it left and run away to right on just by how much the gun is shaking.

 

[strawberry love]

i dont even think i have any bill that could be classified as individual

car insurance = household
internet = household
electric = household
cell phones i guess are individual, but we have identical plans.

Perhaps she means they are responsible for different household bills. For example, fly handles the mortgage and I handle all the other household bills.

April knows what's up

 

[Ledboots]

Your dad is a wise man indeed.
Once you become a veteran of muggery, you can tell who it's ok to hand the wallet to and who you can throw it left and run away to right on just by how much the gun is shaking.

Ya he said to throw and run if I felt that was a better option.

Was never mugged, though.

 

[strawberry love]

I pay off my credit cards every month, so I still don't understand.

edit: 8 pages now. I'm not reading all this shit.

My husband is like this. All expenses on the card.

I'm trying to be more like this to get rewards and such, but it not a quick behavioral change.

I've never been bad with money but it still gives me a little anxiety

 

[Strings]

Ya he said to throw and run if I felt that was a better option.

And never ever under any circumstance get in their car under threat of harm. Better to zig zag run away and take your chances being shot.
Scream "FREE PORN" as you make your escape. That usually brings a crowd.

 

[august]

Would you take a gamble on poop cancer? I wouldn't either.

they should be having routine screening for rectal cancer anyway, but I'm not talking just hematochezia/melena which is obviously a cause for concern, but like "yesterday I pooped twice but I normally poop three times!" or something innocuous like that. they can't remember shit except they remember every actual shit they've ever taken

Wallets are non ergonomic. I've got enough spinal issues without sitting on a lump.

that shit's no joke, I carried a wallet in my back pocket for like 10 years starting in middle school and I wore an actual dent in my ass fat from it