Food UF Fart Group? - EAT YOUR PEAS

[wetwillie]

What about Irish slurs? American slurs? English teeth comments?

"Nurse" is kinda of graphic.

Spoiler: WTF!

 

[Strings]

Would you fukn bitches just knock this shit off? Thx

 

[Amstel]

^ you see those peeps in the back? They know exactly what's going on and "nope. not gonna go near it."


WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!

 

[Ledboots]

"vegan"

I figure that is a choice, so doesn't deserve snowflake status

 

[wetwillie]

Whew, finally. Flatter than Italian snow tires.

 

[nukes]

I just ate potato chips with ridges on them

 

[wetwillie]

bean soup for lunch - ride home should be real cozy.

 

[Valve1138]

She complaining about how you suck her cock?

Only on Tuesdays

 

[Valve1138]

probably from all the pillow biting

At least it’s a memory foam pillow.

 

[Valve1138]

Bought a carbon steel wok. Seasoning it.

 

[Jehannum]

Bought a carbon steel wok. Seasoning it.

WITH YOUR BALLSACK SPOON REST?

 

[Valve1138]

WITH YOUR BALLSACK SPOON REST?

No. With jizz.

 

[Ledboots]

WITH YOUR BALLSACK SPOON REST?

I JUST LAUGHED REALLY LOUD IN THE OFFICE AND CAN'T EXPLAIN

 

[Valve1138]

BALLSACK SPOON REST

 

[nukes]

 

[wetwillie]

BALLSACK SPOON REST

I think that's a euphemism for a hooker's tongue when she's on lunch break.

 

[Valve1138]

There is no black carbon coming off this thing.

 

[wetwillie]

There is no black carbon coming off this thing.

You were supposed to heat it dry first , to a blue/black. Then cool and put the oil on. You haven't forced the carbon in the steel to interact with the air and now you have oil over it. Start over. YMMV

 

[nukes]

You were supposed to heat it dry first , to a blue/black. Then cool and put the oil on. You haven't forced the carbon in the steel to interact with the air and now you have oil over it. Start over. YMMV

Yep. A real cook knows how to season the pan

 

[Valve1138]

You were supposed to heat it dry first , to a blue/black. Then cool and put the oil on. You haven't forced the carbon in the steel to interact with the air and now you have oil over it. Start over. YMMV

I did heat it dry first. Thanks.