Food UF Fart Group? - EAT YOUR PEAS

[Darth Handsome]

also this page makes me feel nervous now

Prayer will alleviate your troubles

 

[Jehannum]

why would you put eggs in your bourbon?

No fucking idea.

 

[gee]

So, I have a mason jar of Ruhlmann recipe eggnog in the fridge.

2 years old.

Gonna crack into it in a few days and see what happens.

And I'm sure the gf would be glad to see the fuckin' thing gone.

 

[Strings]

No jizz or breast milk?

He said magic didn't he ...

 

[Ledboots]

So, I have a mason jar of Ruhlmann recipe eggnog in the fridge.

2 years old.

Gonna crack into it in a few days and see what happens.

And I'm sure the gf would be glad to see the fuckin' thing gone.

Is it safe?....

 

[gee]

Is it safe?....

http://ruhlman.com/2014/11/holiday-classic-aged-eggnog/

 

[Ledboots]

http://ruhlman.com/2014/11/holiday-classic-aged-eggnog/

Nope

 

[Strings]

Is it safe?....

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

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Worst dentist evar

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

He could really get to the root of the problem, tho

 

[Darth Handsome]

The first time I ever heard the term "motherfucker" was in that flick

 

[fly]

Ooh, some sugars for the bacillus to eat!

The 18% alcohol mixture sterilizes it after a couple weeks you big dummy.

 

[fly]

So, I have a mason jar of Ruhlmann recipe eggnog in the fridge.

2 years old.

Gonna crack into it in a few days and see what happens.

And I'm sure the gf would be glad to see the fuckin' thing gone.

That's fucking awesome.

 

[Jehannum]

The 18% alcohol mixture sterilizes it after a couple weeks you big dummy.

Oh sure, that's why drinking whiskey helps with strep throat too.

Wait, it doesn't, because there's too much fuckin' sugar in there to feed the bacilli instead of ethanol to kill them.

 

[Domon]

The 18% alcohol mixture sterilizes it after a couple weeks you big dummy.

Is that time enough for what bacteria did grow to start producing toxins that are "non living" and remain no matter if the producing bacteria is still alive?

A la botulism. Bacteria dies quick, but produces plenty of nasty stuff before it does that doesnt "die"

 

[fly]

Oh sure, that's why drinking whiskey helps with strep throat too.

Wait, it doesn't, because there's too much fuckin' sugar in there to feed the bacilli instead of ethanol to kill them.

https://www.cooksillustrated.com/features/8318-how-we-developed-great-and-safe-aged-eggnog

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Its safer still if you just drink the bourbon neat and use the eggs to make breakfast or something

 

[fly]

Is that time enough for what bacteria did grow to start producing toxins that are "non living" and remain no matter if the producing bacteria is still alive?

A la botulism. Bacteria dies quick, but produces plenty of nasty stuff before it does that doesnt "die"

So let me get this straight. You think there's so much bacteria already in these eggs that alcohol will be useless. I hope no one tries to eat these eggs then! Or @gee's eggnog that is two years old!

 

[Jehannum]

So let me get this straight. You think there's so much bacteria already in these eggs that alcohol will be useless. I hope no one tries to eat these eggs then! Or @gee's eggnog that is two years old!

Relax, I'm just giving you shit for wasting good bourbon.

 

[fly]

Relax, I'm just giving you shit for wasting good bourbon.