FYI Two Week Notice

[dbzeag]

We have to give one month notice. And vice versa.

What do you mean vice versa? the company has to keep you on the payroll for a month AFTER they lay you off or fire you?

 

[OzSTEEZ]

What do you mean vice versa? the company has to keep you on the payroll for a month AFTER they lay you off or fire you?

Yes. Our contracts state they can not just boot you out the door, without paying you for a full month, else they can notify you and then let you go one month later.

 

[JAXvillain]

if the let you go here in a non-fired capacity you get a month of pay for every year you've been here. pretty decent

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yuo have 2 weeks
maek your time

 

[dbzeag]

if the let you go here in a non-fired capacity you get a month of pay for every year you've been here. pretty decent

Layoffs are completely company-dependant.

Quitting, however, is a 2-week customary interval.

 

[JAXvillain]

that's why I said "if they let you go HERE"

 

[dbzeag]

that's why I said "if they let you go HERE"

If anyone was where you are at, no one would WANT to leave.

 

[JAXvillain]

no one does leave. makes upward mobility kind of a bitch, unfortunately

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I would.. I detest working for huge corporations. I hate working for where I am right now. Governments are just as bad..

 

[Phoenix]

If you have a job lined up to replace, 2 weeks is standard and reasonable. In Britain it's 4 weeks, which I think it's too long.

mine is 3 months!!!

(contractually, although they would compromise as they have for others, but still it's fucking absurd)

 

[Casper]

IIRC the last person who quit from this job just stopped showing up one day and hid her office keys in her desk. lol!

 

[DJBrenton]

IIRC the last person who quit from this job just stopped showing up one day and hid her office keys in her desk. lol!

I once had someone do that at lunch on her first day.

 

[fly]

I once had someone do that at lunch on her first day.

I did it once for a horrible factory job that a friend of mine talked me into.

 

[water]

That movie sucks and Sandra Bullock is a faggot.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

no one does leave. makes upward mobility kind of a bitch, unfortunately

Yep, same here, moving to the middle seems tough as heck, yet upper management always seems to stream in from other companies.

 

[plot]

depends on the job. in the professional world, give 2 weeks so you don't burn any bridges.

if it's mcdonalds or something... fuck em. just stop showing up to work. not like you can use it on a resume.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Did I make the shortlist for roomie?

 

[Dharma1521]

depends on the job. in the professional world, give 2 weeks so you don't burn any bridges.

if it's mcdonalds or something... fuck em. just stop showing up to work. not like you can use it on a resume.

My friend Lori worked at Taco Bell for a week. She was assigned to the drive-thru and absolutely hated it. So in the middle of the shift, she climbed out the drive through window and left.

She also picked up her last check by going through the drive-thru.

 

[JAXvillain]

Yep, same here, moving to the middle seems tough as heck, yet upper management always seems to stream in from other companies.

our upper management doesn't leave either. complete gridlock

 

[Coqui]

our upper management doesn't leave either. complete gridlock

Other than management, is there really a move up you could do? You're already supporting the most important people in the company.