GAY Twice this week I inadvertently matched the colors of my shirt and underwear

You wear plaid shirts? :gay:

where did I say that? I thought gays were supposed to be intelligent

I have around 800 pairs of plaid boxers so I probably match most of the time to some degree

Well, if one says that have 800 pairs of PLAID boxers, and that they probably match MOST OF THE TIME in a thread about matching shirts to underwear, it's pretty much an assumed given that you mean you wear plaid shirts. Just some basic cause effect stuff. I know alcohol inhibits cognitive thinking sometimes, but, come on man, it ain't even noon yet.