GAY Twice this week I inadvertently matched the colors of my shirt and underwear

JAXvillain

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durf. there are so many colors in most plaids that you are going to invariably match with a non-plaid shirt
 

dbzeag

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durf. there are so many colors in most plaids that you are going to invariably match with a non-plaid shirt

I wasn't talking about one color of plaid. I was tlaking about the whole plaid top, plaid bottom. It's more about the pattern, not an individual color when it comes to plaid, silly.

And :heart: for Duke getting my back. Not in that way, even if the balls don't touch.
 

water

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it's the 2nd day in a row the lot of you have been incapable of logic, yes. :p

Yes, multiple people interpreted a statement in the same way and it's their fault for misunderstanding as opposed to it being you just not expressing yourself clearly.
 

dbzeag

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I completely misunderstood. I thought he was talking about tartan.

:drool: I got to wear my kilt out to a dinner event a couple of weeks ago. I was the hit of the party.

Something about a kilt + Doc Martens really brings people together, don't you think?
 

DJBrenton

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:drool: I got to wear my kilt out to a dinner event a couple of weeks ago. I was the hit of the party.

Something about a kilt + Doc Martens really brings people together, don't you think?

As long as you also wear a sporran filled with the testicles of your enemies and dance to the sound of the lamentations of their womenfolk.
 

dbzeag

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wtf is a sporran?

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