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nukes

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No one will see it. It'll be face down in the dirt. Like binge drinking in the 80s.
I bet that Graphitti I left in 1983 by the railroad tracks under the willow tree next to the high school is still there.
"Nukes Was"...

I didn't have time to carve "here" because the truant officer was close by and we were smoking trees.
 

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I bet that Graphitti I left in 1983 by the railroad tracks under the willow tree next to the high school is still there.
"Nukes Was"...

I didn't have time to carve "here" because the truant officer was close by and we were smoking trees.
My little sister went to the same junior high I did, 10 years apart. Her first locker had my full name written in it preceeded by the words "I love".
They never said a word.
I wonder who she/he was?
 
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Gannon and Friday were investigating a burglary. Friday narrowed the suspect list down, with females being at the top.

Because the crime scene was left so tidy. Only a woman would bother to remain neat.

Turned out to be that old geezer. You lose, Friday! Fuckin stereotyping wooden dickhead.
 

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My little sister went to the same junior high I did, 10 years apart. Her first locker had my full name written in it preceeded by the words "I love".
They never said a word.
I wonder who she/he was?
My older sibs all attended the school I went to later. Much later, being an accidental pregnancy and all. One teacher, who I had for a couple classes through HS once said “I can’t believe you’re from the same family as your older brother” and without skipping a beat, I replied “I can’t believe you’re still employed considering you’re screwing at least one of my classmates.”

I wasn’t suspended, or expelled, or even talked to. Fuck that guy.