Food TV shows that you may not be watching but should be

Ya, those assholes who bang a chick in their 80s and die the next day before they can care for the kid? :lol:
The fuck!!! You can get an 80 year old pregnant!? You're saying I should have used protection?!!

The 80 yr old man didn't get married because he wanted to, because he HAD to. ;)
 
I used to have a job delivering medication to nursing homes. Some of those old biddies would try to jump your bones as soon as you walked in the door. The few old farts in there that could still get it up would have em lined up down the hall.
That's hot!!
Yeah, old ladies at the assisted living would always try to chat me up when I'd visit mom. :confused:
I suppose that means she chatted up someone else's son when I wasn't there? :)