FYI TV Ads STFU!!!!..... Oh, thanks Congress!

so you have the 7 week itch? some steroid topical cream followed by some scotch should cure that right up.

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ok.. it looks like this might be getting serious... 3.5 weeks like this.. have lost 15lbs and im starting to get weak. im so dehydrated. my mouth is a desert...
damn you little parasite. slow the fuck down.