Syrup Beaver
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I could watch loopback, horsechoke, hotloaf, etc. all day long, but birthing still freaks me outApril23 said:I sit at home and watch labors on my PC in surround sound, All day.
I am so naive, I lie.
I could watch loopback, horsechoke, hotloaf, etc. all day long, but birthing still freaks me outApril23 said:I sit at home and watch labors on my PC in surround sound, All day.
I am so naive, I lie.
Exactly. I don't know how chicks do it.ChikkenNoodul said:I could watch loopback, horsechoke, hotloaf, etc. all day long, but birthing still freaks me out
I guess that's the 'miracle' part of itApril23 said:Exactly. I don't know how chicks do it.
I'm a little freaked outn ow.
QFTChikkenNoodul said:I could watch loopback, horsechoke, hotloaf, etc. all day long, but birthing still freaks me out
Some.... internals??????????????????BigBoi69 said:all of the birthings I've been through (my kids) have been c-sections........ not sure if it's worse watching your woman's cooter get stretched to gargantuan proportions, or watching them pull the kid out of a tiny slit in her gut along with some internals they place on said gut.
April23 said:Some.... internals??????????????????
3??? And we wonder why the planet is getting overpopulated with fags.BigBoi69 said:Yup. The wifes pretty small (5'0") so there's just not a lot of room in there for internals and kid...... and yeah. It's a good thing I'm not squeamish, cause it was pretty fucking gross. All three times.
BigBoi69 said:Yup. The wifes pretty small (5'0") so there's just not a lot of room in there for internals and kid...... and yeah. It's a good thing I'm not squeamish, cause it was pretty fucking gross. All three times.
So you watched as they removed the.... large intestines (?) and stuff out of the way and laid it on her stomach or what?BigBoi69 said:Yup. The wifes pretty small (5'0") so there's just not a lot of room in there for internals and kid...... and yeah. It's a good thing I'm not squeamish, cause it was pretty fucking gross. All three times.
fly said:3??? And we wonder why the planet is getting overpopulated with fags.
April23 said:So you watched as they removed the.... large intestines (?) and stuff out of the way and laid it on her stomach or what?
I'm having a bad visual.
Desslock said:Did you take pics?
The surgery they wanted to do to me to 'see' if I had more cancer, involved removing all the instestines and organs and digging aroundApril23 said:So you watched as they removed the.... large intestines (?) and stuff out of the way and laid it on her stomach or what?
I'm having a bad visual.
ChikkenNoodul said:The surgery they wanted to do to me to 'see' if I had more cancer, involved removing all the instestines and organs and digging around
Yeah, well the most common side effects from the surgery are retrograde ejaculation and permanent bowel problems, so they don't get everything back in right all the time.BigBoi69 said:Ooooh fun! It's amazing that they can do that kind of procedure and get everything stuffed back in.......
Retrograde? Meaning backward ejaculations?ChikkenNoodul said:Yeah, well the most common side effects from the surgery are retrograde ejaculation and permanent bowel problems, so they don't get everything back in right all the time.
Exactly, that's what the doctors WANTED to do, I told them no way.April23 said:Retrograde? Meaning backward ejaculations?
Is your bladder prego now?
yes, but women are purpose-built for that.April23 said:Women push watermelon sized babies out of a hole that dilates a little bigger then a lemon.
What guy could do that?