TURBO EXTREME worker angst!

[simple]

I took all of next week off to play with my balls and my boss just asked me if I could come in because he needs help writing three proposals for work.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[APRIL]

Have your boss play with your balls while you write them. Problem solved.

 

[SwedishChef]

I was really hoping balls meant tennis or something, but the more I read it, all I can envision is naughty bits slap around time.

I no longer want to see that mental image.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

i have to work 8 hours tomorrow, while everyone else only has to work 6.
merry. fucking. christmas.

 

[BigDov]

I had my forty hours for the week last night when I left- all of my time is a donation for the rest of the week at this point. Fuck.

edit- Hi F33nX You ever get your card??

 

[APRIL]

i have to work 8 hours tomorrow, while everyone else only has to work 6.
merry. fucking. christmas.

Two hours isn't worth getting so heated about.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So whats this I hear about you having trouble with your TPS reports?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Tell him you will, but you're gonna dress like you would on vacation

 

[simple]

Tell him you will, but you're gonna dress like you would on vacation

it's the alcohol I can't live without

 

[simple]

So whats this I hear about you having trouble with your TPS reports?

eat the insides of my asshole report

 

[Syrup Beaver]

it's the alcohol I can't live without

Bring enough to share, I'm sure he won't mind

 

[Nyx]

Have your boss play with your balls while you write them. Problem solved.

Perfect. I like the way you think

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

eat the insides of my asshole report

Have your boss do it

 

[simple]

i just took a shit all over my dog and then tried to shave its hair off so it would freeze to death in the winter

all that poo clogged up my clippers, now I'm fucked

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Two hours isn't worth getting so heated about.

it is when you're getting treated unfairly. it's been happening a lot to me lately around here.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

I had my forty hours for the week last night when I left- all of my time is a donation for the rest of the week at this point. Fuck.

edit- Hi F33nX You ever get your card??

hiiiiii!
yes i got my card, you are the sweetest ever! yours should be arriving, well, when the post office decided to not be pricks to me anymore

 

[smileynev]

it is when you're getting treated unfairly. it's been happening a lot to me lately around here.

Were you guaranteed a fair world when you were born into it?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

i just took a shit all over my dog and then tried to shave its hair off so it would freeze to death in the winter

all that poo clogged up my clippers, now I'm fucked

A good sharp peeler works in a pinch

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

i just took a shit all over my dog and then tried to shave its hair off so it would freeze to death in the winter

all that poo clogged up my clippers, now I'm fucked

wtf you spaz, how many times have I told you to poo on the dog AFTER you shave it

 

[APRIL]

it is when you're getting treated unfairly. it's been happening a lot to me lately around here.

Getting mad just fixes everything, doesn't it?