Tucker Max is no loner funnay

[JAXvillain]

for the last time i didn't fucking go to clarkson. i just know better that slu swallows

wait, what? how did I miss that?? where did you go?

 

[Mrs. Valve]

wait, what? how did I miss that?? where did you go?

lol, I went to the University of Chicago. My boyfriend went to Clarkson. SLU tried really heavily to recruit me but I told them hells no.

 

[JAXvillain]

lol, I went to the University of Chicago. My boyfriend went to Clarkson. SLU tried really heavily to recruit me but I told them hells no.

ah, that's right

 

[Sarcasmo]

More importantly, I bet he banged your girlfriend.

Platonic girlfriend. And no, she said he went home with one of the other girls.

 

[APRIL]

One of my girlfriends went out for drinks with him one night and said he's a total dork. Meh. Just another idiot on the internet as far as I'm concerned.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAH

 

[APRIL]

Platonic girlfriend. And no, she said he went home with one of the other girls.

Girls lie.

 

[kiwi]

Girls lie.

Heck, we are all lying right now.

 

[APRIL]

Heck, we are all lying right now.

Not me!

 

[Sarcasmo]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAH

I mean, let's be honest here.

 

[kiwi]

Not me!

WHAT!?!?!? Your ENTIRE EXISTENCE on this forum for OVER A YEAR was a COMPLETE LIE!!!! If anything we all learned it from you.