Tucker Max is no loner funnay

[Valve1138]

For those not in the know, I direct you to www.tuckermax.com

Initially his stories seem quite funny. A hapless drunk, hooking up with chicks and horking in all sorts of random places, and generally making an ass of himself in ways us average humans can only imagine.

But then you read his blog (blogs are gay) and realize he is a sad, pathetic human, who really has no life.

 

[JAXvillain]

he was on 99x morning show on my drive in this morning...stories are funny but I can't see actually following the guys life online

 

[Valve1138]

he was on 99x morning show on my drive in this morning...stories are funny but I can't see actually following the guys life online

I check occassionally after reading a bunch of his stories on his website.

His schtick just isn't funny anymore. It's the same old, same old. Get drunk, fuck whore, possibly go to jail, puke on self, etc, etc.

 

[JAXvillain]

I check occassionally after reading a bunch of his stories on his website.

His schtick just isn't funny anymore. It's the same old, same old. Get drunk, fuck whore, possibly go to jail, puke on self, etc, etc.

sounds like my 20's

 

[APRIL]

I read all his blogs and stuff a while back. Pretty funny stuff... just didn't want to think an actual human would degrade himself and others like that.


Haha jk.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

he went to the same college as i did. he makes way too many remarks about how all the girls there were fugly

 

[water]

90% of Tucker Max is shens.

 

[JAXvillain]

he went to the same college as i did. he makes way too many remarks about how all the girls there were fugly

for the last time SLU>Clarkson
ugly Clarkson chick jokes were prolific at SLU

 

[fly]

90% of Tucker Max is shens.

I'm sure it is, but his old stories were DAMN funny.

 

[simple]

90% of Tucker Max is shens.

yeah like you know "Tucker tries buttsex" can't be true, but the story is so fucking awesome

 

[APRIL]

yeah like you know "Tucker tries buttsex" can't be true, but the story is so f*cking awesome

That and the colonoscopy bag has to be my favorite.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I think the only story of his I read was the hotel poop one...

 

[Sarcasmo]

One of my girlfriends went out for drinks with him one night and said he's a total dork. Meh. Just another idiot on the internet as far as I'm concerned.

 

[simple]

One of my girlfriends went out for drinks with him one night and said he's a total dork. Meh. Just another idiot on the internet as far as I'm concerned.

no one wants to fucking hear your gay shit until you post pics of said girlfriend

 

[Syrup Beaver]

One of my girlfriends went out for drinks with him one night and said he's a total dork. Meh. Just another idiot on the internet as far as I'm concerned.

Was that #69?

 

[theacoustician]

no one wants to fucking hear your gay shit until you post pics of said girlfriend

 

[fly]

One of my girlfriends went out for drinks with him one night and said he's a total dork. Meh. Just another idiot on the internet as far as I'm concerned.

I bet he still pulls a fair amount of wool tho...

 

[fly]

More importantly, I bet he banged your girlfriend.

 

[water]

I bet he still pulls a fair amount of wool tho...

According to Tucker Max, yes.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

for the last time SLU>Clarkson
ugly Clarkson chick jokes were prolific at SLU

for the last time i didn't fucking go to clarkson. i just know better that slu swallows