Trying to decide if I should grow a beard

[water]

oman is the queen of England on that list?
Cuz how awesome would that be?

Have you seen the queen of England?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Have you seen the queen of England?

Ill take that as a "yes"
Awesome

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Pluck your ass hairs and glue them to your face.

Invite people to stroke your "beard".

Then dance around and laugh gleefully that they've touched your ass hair.

 

[fly]

I'll put you down for a raping. Any other takers?

 

[b_sinning]

Beards are ok during the cool months but itchy during the summer.

Kiwi after he grows it out get him a pointy hat.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Ill take that as a "yes"
Awesome

She'd be all bossy though.

"Don't tear the silk you brute!"

"Your phallus is softer than Richard Cromwell's you fairy."

"Give it to me proper, ALL the way in!"

 

[plot]

I'll put you down for a raping. Any other takers?

i guess i'll put her down too.

i dont have to grow a beard and get a helmet first do i?

I WANNA BE A REBEL VIKING, NOT THE CLICHE KIND

 

[JAXvillain]

As long as it isn't Shamwaw.

dear god thank you

 

[JAXvillain]

Beards are ok during the cool months but itchy during the summer.

Kiwi after he grows it out get him a pointy hat.

ahahahahaha

 

[Jonny_B]

Beards are ok during the cool months but itchy during the summer.

Kiwi after he grows it out get him a pointy hat.

i survived the summer in Texas with mine. i thought when i started growing it (last november) that it would just be a winter thing but it kind of develops a momentum.

 

[dbzeag]

You really have two options here.

Option A - Do it
Option B - Don't do it.

Pick one of them, you can't go wrong,

I agree

 

[dbzeag]

I'll put you down for a raping. Any other takers?

*raises hand*

 

[dbzeag]

You would look like a grumpy fairy in a beard.

 

[b_sinning]

You can actually see a little of his soul dying in his eyes due to being stuck in the cubical prison.

 

[Amstel]

You can actually see a little of his soul dying in his eyes due to being stuck in the cubical prison.

true. that picture reeks of "I HATE MY LIFE!"

 

[kiwi]

Why am I the one getting raped?

I don't get the pointy hat? Is it just to resemble the gnome that's named after him?

I bet if I did I could even get a picture of him in the gnome fighting stance.

 

[dbzeag]

I'm short.

No you're not. You're "concentrated"

 

[water]

No you're not. You're "concentrated"

Concentrated rage and awesomeness, yes.

 

[ERage]

Beards are awesome, if I could grow one that that didn't look white trash I'd do it in a heart beat. Go for it.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Why am I the one getting raped?

Well, you and the queen of england