Thread Trooths Thread -- Tell Me About Your Truths... <<bored>>
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Bacon fucking sucks.
Asa gives dudes head.
Fly gets head from dudes.
Chikken still lets me rent out roll #234 for mah hotdog stand after all these years.
NME likes to argue with the wall (aka me, check out my chest)
Liam.... heerrooooo herrrooo are you there? It's me, Margret you cunt.
KiKi is the reason bacon had a scare... check out her fingers.
Jewee eats botox for breakfast; or I like to think so to make me feel gewd.
Coqui has a broken thermostat.
Wessels leaves the garage door open CONSTANTLY-- he blames his bike.
Domon rapes women so he can tell them they can't have an abortion.
Drool actually is disgusted by shit because he dipped his bacon in it thinking it was chocolate.
The UF Boar is actually one person stalking all of our lives.
Rollout is a 67 year old pervert.
His mom is dead, but still puts out.
Ghost needs guns to warn peeps not to step on him.
Duke also gets head from dudes. (Ahem, Asa.)
Kiwi blames her piss on the carpet on the dog... or the kids.
WAW is single.
Casper still looks like Mikey in all of his pics...
DJB secretly wants to lure kiki to England so he can stick his cane in her anorexic rear.
Cletus sews stuff so he can launder his prostitution money.
Tre has bigger boobs than me.
Aratoeldar is busy filling out two million absentee ballots for the republican party.
Eileen .. crap she's too nice to tell her trooths.
Mr. Dan is actually the voice for the Allstate commercials, don't believe the other dudes lies.
Floptical is luring me by adopting dogs... I know it.
Dharma ... dumbledore dies.
Sizzlinggrace sent me updated nudes. Ha!
No special order... mainly by whoever posted in whatever thread in whatever order.
I just got a new air conditioner, if my thermostat was broken, I would have gotten a new one for free.
Pepper cured?
No.
MAPLE cured.
And smoked over an applewood/hickory mixture in an actual wood smoker somewhere in VT.
And the pig is raised in someone's back yard.
You can ask dbzeag how good it is.
No.
Homemade bacon. Cured in my fridge, and smoked in my backyard, using a maple/apple smoke mix.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
TRUTH
There is a stain on flys yiffing hat that he cant get out
It may , or may not, have been put there by me
There is a stain on flys yiffing hat that he cant get out
It may , or may not, have been put there by me
TROOTHS:
1. Drool has a stain on the carpet in his guest bedroom that won't come out.
2. The statute of limitations has not run out.
1. Drool has a stain on the carpet in his guest bedroom that won't come out.
2. The statute of limitations has not run out.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
I sew because its relaxing.
Maybe I'll write up a tutorial on money laundering, seems like there's interest. Besides, with my drug and prostitution empire I've got lots of real world practice
Maybe I'll write up a tutorial on money laundering, seems like there's interest. Besides, with my drug and prostitution empire I've got lots of real world practice
Syrup Beaver
pants log
I'm beginning to discover that many of my friends aren't interested in hanging out anywhere besides a bar.