Baby tre's been de-sacked.

[dbzeag]

I've only gotten a random chick pregnant once thankuverahmuch
once that I'm aware of anyway

Does that mean your skin actually was in contact with a wet spot on another person? That's disgusting.

 

[dbzeag]

And don't worry, tre, about anyone telling you that you are a lesser man because you cannot generate spawn anymore. The ability to procreate the species is not a human motivation for a successful life.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

he can still generate spawn, it just involves a needle.

Or some untying and glue.

 

[Coqui]

Does that mean your skin actually was in contact with a wet spot on another person? That's disgusting.

DOn't you have the same thing when giving/receiving oral?

 

[Duke]

I have already been too crude for the content of this thread so I will just leave with I applaud your decision good sir and I wish more men would take responsibility like this.

Especially Duke.

 

[dbzeag]

DOn't you have the same thing when giving/receiving oral?

Which is why I don't do that with random people.

Anymore.

 

[Coqui]

Which is why I don't do that with random people.

Anymore.

You said another person. You mentioned nothing about random shamwow mentioned random, but I took your post as touching wet spot in general

 

[Rollout]

What i wanna know is what happen if u skeet in the persons mouth while giving oral?

 

[dbzeag]

What i wanna know is what happen if u skeet in the persons mouth while giving oral?

How do the clay pigeons work in that sense?

 

[JAXvillain]

getting hit in the mouth with a full speed clay pigeon would probably do a fair bit of damage

 

[Coqui]

What i wanna know is what happen if u skeet in the persons mouth while giving oral?

How do you skeet in a person's mouth while you're giving oral to them? or are you 69'ing?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I had to shave it all before the procedure. Damn, it's hard to shave a scrotum, I don't know how April does it. Yesterday was pretty sore, today is just kinda tender. No lifting for a week, and i get to wear a super sexy athletic support over my underpants, fun! Valium wasn't as fun as I had hoped, but the procedure itself didn't really hurt much, just sorta like someone tugging on your balls a bit. ps, i did'nt even get a boner, ha!

also, no ejaculations for a week

Then after 12 weeks i get to jerk it into a cup and mail it off to see if it all worked well.

Wait.....its ok to send spoo around in the mail?

 

[tre]

And don't worry, tre, about anyone telling you that you are a lesser man because you cannot generate spawn anymore. The ability to procreate the species is not a human motivation for a successful life.

technically, I still generate sperm, they just don't come out and eventually get re-absorbed into my body.

 

[Coqui]

Wait.....its ok to send spoo around in the mail?

You're old. They frown on white powder being sent through the mail these days

 

[tre]

Wait.....its ok to send spoo around in the mail?

i guess, but probably only to a lab. further study is required...

 

[Duke]

getting hit in the mouth with a full speed clay pigeon would probably do a fair bit of damage

We used to have hand launchers for clays that we would use to get into wars with in MN. Getting hit by a well launched pigeon hurts, but actually being able to hit a moving person with one is more luck than skill.

 

[Duke]

technically, I still generate sperm, they just don't come out and eventually get re-absorbed into my body.

Does that make you a cum dumpster now?

 

[tre]

Does that make you a cum dumpster now?

only in dave's dreams

 

[JAXvillain]

reabsorbed?
hey, look at my toenail. that used to be a load!

 

[dbzeag]

technically, I still generate sperm, they just don't come out and eventually get re-absorbed into my body.

That's disgusting.