Travelocity claims
- Thread starter kiwi
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You know I'd love to, but the kiddies make it a little too complicated to make spur of the moment trips.
Leave knyte with them...
yesterday SchmilK took LuLu to work with him.... this is what happened:
SchmilK: your dog decided she didnt want to be at work and ran awway when i was in the bathroom
Sarah: what?
SchmilK: you heard me...i went to the bathroom and left her locked up with john, john was going to go talk to someone real quick and was going out the door and lulu was on her blanket, then before the door shut zoom she was gone, ran out the loading gate into the fenced in parking lot, crawled under the fence 3 times then started running up and down the street then i came back from the bathroom and the room was empty and i saw john, damon, jeremy, mike, jose, and3 mexican ladies all calling lulu trying to get her
SchmilK: we ran down to hte corner of the next block, then she turned right and some dude on a bike caught her attention and she started to say hi then she finally saw me and started running towards me then jetted 90 degrees to the side away from work and started running more so i got down and sounded all nice and kept saying goodbye hoover and going away from her and she finally came to me
Sarah: why would you leave her alone?
SchmilK: i had to go to the bathroom and i didnt know johyn was going to leave
Sarah: you're supposed to take her with you when you leave the room
SchmilK: no
SchmilK: she is not putting her pawsa onteh bathroom floor
Sarah: why?
Sarah: OOOO
SchmilK: its disgusting
Sarah: dirty
SchmilK: and she tries to sniff and lick the floor the one time i did
Sarah: well then put her leash on and tie her to something
SchmilK: lsiten lady,
SchmilK: next time you want to be somewhere wiht her and no leash i am going to say yes and let you do it and then we'll see who is laughing
Sarah: what what?
Sarah: put her leash on her and tie her to something != take her leash off and leave
SchmilK: she has always been fine
Sarah: obviously not!
SchmilK: grr
SchmilK: end of story
Sarah: THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE KIDS!
That's what I thought
Syrup Beaver
pants log
Bring the dog into a public bathroom? Oh hell naw.
I dunno about babies but 2-year olds are fantastic escape artists.
I dunno about babies but 2-year olds are fantastic escape artists.
yesterday SchmilK took LuLu to work with him.... this is what happened:
SchmilK: your dog decided she didnt want to be at work and ran awway when i was in the bathroom
Sarah: what?
SchmilK: you heard me...i went to the bathroom and left her locked up with john, john was going to go talk to someone real quick and was going out the door and lulu was on her blanket, then before the door shut zoom she was gone, ran out the loading gate into the fenced in parking lot, crawled under the fence 3 times then started running up and down the street then i came back from the bathroom and the room was empty and i saw john, damon, jeremy, mike, jose, and3 mexican ladies all calling lulu trying to get her
SchmilK: we ran down to hte corner of the next block, then she turned right and some dude on a bike caught her attention and she started to say hi then she finally saw me and started running towards me then jetted 90 degrees to the side away from work and started running more so i got down and sounded all nice and kept saying goodbye hoover and going away from her and she finally came to me
Sarah: why would you leave her alone?
SchmilK: i had to go to the bathroom and i didnt know johyn was going to leave
Sarah: you're supposed to take her with you when you leave the room
SchmilK: no
SchmilK: she is not putting her pawsa onteh bathroom floor
Sarah: why?
Sarah: OOOO
SchmilK: its disgusting
Sarah: dirty
SchmilK: and she tries to sniff and lick the floor the one time i did
Sarah: well then put her leash on and tie her to something
SchmilK: lsiten lady,
SchmilK: next time you want to be somewhere wiht her and no leash i am going to say yes and let you do it and then we'll see who is laughing
Sarah: what what?
Sarah: put her leash on her and tie her to something != take her leash off and leave
SchmilK: she has always been fine
Sarah: obviously not!
SchmilK: grr
SchmilK: end of story
Sarah: THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE KIDS!
This is why lulu left.
eileenbunny
Druish Princess
Personally I can't stop giggling over the LISTEN LADY part
Perhaps he's channelling IBWIP, he says that to me all the time.
Personally I can't stop giggling over the LISTEN LADY part
I really love that guy.