Toilet thread v. April23/nev

[fly]

NEW TOILET FOR YOU FATTIES!!!

Content: What stupid invention do you wish you had made?

 

[smileynev]

Do you think the couple in the picture do porn? I mean, seriously, look at those asses.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

But it's got a smaller hole, which means more brown stripage on the seat than before

 

[smileynev]

I wish I had made the automatic squirrel chucker.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

The invisibility suit currently being tested by the US government was MY idea

I had the idea to use CCD cameras and fibre optic displays over 12 years ago

 

[smileynev]

The invisibility suit currently being tested by the US government was MY idea

I had the idea to use CCD cameras and fibre optic displays over 12 years ago

I remember that. All you could make invisible were your nipples and your winkie.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I remember that. All you could make invisible were your nipples and your winkie.

I had a very limited budget

Collecting aluminum cans only gets you so far

 

[smileynev]

I had a very limited budget

Collecting aluminum cans only gets you so far

You should have said something, I know this dude that poops aluminum.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You should have said something, I know this dude that poops aluminum.

Hmmm, with some aluminum bar stock I could've gotten a toe or two

 

[simple]

hahahahaha

 

[APRIL]

Does this mean I can stop pewping in the tub from now on?

 

[simple]

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Does this mean I can stop pewping in the tub from now on?

You'd have to move the waste grinder from the tub to the toilet drain

 

[smileynev]

You'd have to move the waste grinder from the tub to the toilet drain

GENIUS. I could start selling poop disposal units. Flush the toilet, hit the switch, wala, no more clogged drains.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

GENIUS. I could start selling poop disposal units. Flush the toilet, hit the switch, wala, no more clogged drains.

Yeah, I'm not sure why it's not a standard practice in this era of low-flo

 

[BigDov]

GENIUS. I could start selling poop disposal units. Flush the toilet, hit the switch, wala, no more clogged drains.

*voila

 

[APRIL]

GENIUS. I could start selling poop disposal units. Flush the toilet, hit the switch, wala, no more clogged drains.

Then put the waste into a bin that dries it out to make decent goat feed.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I would hate to have been the camera man that had to get those "under" shots. Ida feard for my life.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I would hate to have been the camera man that had to get those "under" shots. Ida feard for my life.

Must've been using a remote shutter switch

 

[smileynev]

*voila

WALAALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALLLA