Today's Man Topic: Gargling vomit (And other bar tricks)

[Desslock]

Goat trafficking is all online these days

I got some premium goats cheap.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

my favorite game of 04 was definitely Star Ocean3, followed closely by Tales of Symphonia. My favorite platform of the year was the Cube, since a lot more innovative games came out for it, and the cell shading they've been playing with for that platform has turned out some beautious games.

and i call angelina jolie to be the first public banging of pitt

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I got some premium goats cheap.

You dealing with Assam or Shadeev?

 

[CletusJones]

You dealing with Assam or Shadeev?

I go through Kahleed Asshadeev, I get my goats for $20 each.

edit: that's with shipping.

 

[xlr8ed]

Burnout 3 by far.. I love that game..and only have one track left to beat.

As far as platform...I don't have a fav

 

[BigDov]

I go through Kahleed Asshadeev, I get my goats for $20 each.

edit: that's with shipping.

Damn, that's a pretty fine price you're getting there dude.

 

[CletusJones]

Damn, that's a pretty fine price you're getting there dude.

I know, and all I had to do was promise to marry his daughter.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I know, and all I had to do was promise to marry his daughter.

Uh......have you seen 'her'?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Uh......have you seen 'her'?

hoo boy she makes a sasquatch look clean shaven

 

[CletusJones]

Uh......have you seen 'her'?

Only in the pictures. Apparently she is very "attractive" or something.

edit: under the flowing robes

 

[Desslock]

You dealing with Assam or Shadeev?

Assam. Shadeev is always trying to throw in one his hairy daughters as part of the deal.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

hoo boy she makes a sasquatch look clean shaven

Here she is after a spa treatment

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Here she is after a spa treatment

good lord
it looks like a babboons ass with dentures

 

[Desslock]

Here she is after a spa treatment

Looks more like after a sewage treatment.

 

[BigDov]

I know, and all I had to do was promise to marry his daughter.

Well you've got lotion enough to last you a lifetime, so uh go for it I guess

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Assam. Shadeev is always trying to throw in one his hairy daughters as part of the deal.

Yeah, I've got a couple.

They make quick work of digging ditches though, so it's not a total loss

 

[ieholly]

i bet jennifer aniston is a lesbo.

 

[CletusJones]

Well you've got lotion enough to last you a lifetime, so uh go for it I guess

I dunno, I've already used half that bottle.

 

[BigDov]

I dunno, I've already used half that bottle.

I'm calling bullshit on that

 

[Coqui]

i bet jennifer aniston is a lesbo.

You just want to bang her.