Hawt Today I Was The Masseuse...

[nukes]

...And she paid for "extra service".
She got what she paid for.

We need to send Ma to Georgia more often.
A big shout out to abcya.com for keeping the kids occupied.

 

[plot]

Never live with your mother in law.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Well there goes my erection. Thanks a lot nukes.

 

[Strings]

 

[nukes]

Well there goes my erection. Thanks a lot nukes.

Anytime bro.

 

[nukes]

Next week I'm going to be the Shepherd and she's gonna be Little Bo Peep.
The dress is on sale this week only at Party City.

 

[nukes]

Never live with your mother in law.

I wasn't aware how much her mother skeezed her out.
The woman does completely lack boundaries.
I can only imagine if my mother was still alive and living with us.

Brb, gotta puke.

 

[Strings]

And there it is. The sex thread turns into the mother in law thread in only one page.

 

[nukes]

Can't affect me. Right now im in the middle of my 2nd oil change of the day.

 

[Strings]

Can't affect me. Right now im in the middle of my 2nd oil change of the day.

And posting at the same time?
Multitasking huh, Nukes?

 

[nukes]

And posting at the same time?
Multitasking huh, Nukes?

The tech is doing this oil change.
The first one was a euphemism.
This one is actually an oil change

 

[pacojas]

did you give her a happy ending, @nukes?!

 

[nukes]

did you give her a happy ending, @nukes?!

... Eventually

 

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link to vid of MIL getting extra service, please