Advice To those of you that do analysis

[nukes]

Vagina is lovely.

 

[wetwillie]

Vagina is lovely.

A vag is like a 70 year old lady, droopy, hairy, with more creases than one can count.
A clean and tidy starfish is more like a tanned 18 year old fm.
Add: good thing I like old ladies

 

[nukes]

Balloon knots are offal dispensers.

 

[wetwillie]

Balloon knots are offal dispensers.

Hemorrhoids are finger(ing) sausages.

 

[dbzeag]

I have no reason to lie. Feels fucking great!

When you are plowing April, when she reaches around to finger your hole, does it feel that much better? What about if you are popping her while you are wearing your plug and turn the vibrator on?

 

[Domon]

im pretty sure we're all just providing dzbeag material to beat off with

 

[Darth Handsome]

No one beats off to april or fly

 

[dbzeag]

im pretty sure we're all just providing dzbeag material to beat off with

I don't do that anymore, so not really.

 

[dbzeag]

No one beats off to april or fly

Not anymore, anyway.

 

[nukes]

I don't do that anymore, so not really.

How'd you break the wank habit?
I just know I'm going to regret asking...

 

[dbzeag]

How'd you break the wank habit?
I just know I'm going to regret asking...

Lost interest. Honestly I don't get off but once every few months.

 

[Jehannum]

No one beats off to april or fly

I want to run my ball through @fly's flowbee pompadour.

 

[nukes]

Lost interest. Honestly I don't get off but once every few months.

I'm down to 5 times per week. A little less now due to cancer treatment. You'd think it would go away at some point but I'm just a Randy fella.

 

[dbzeag]

I'm down to 5 times per week. A little less now due to cancer treatment. You'd think it would go away at some point but I'm just a Randy fella.

How you doin'?

 

[nukes]

How you doin'?

Really good! Top urologist. Great family and friend support. A much better cancer than most other cancers. Bladder. 4 more outpatient chemo's and one more re-sectioning to go.

 

[fly]

@fly, have her use her fingers if you're really trying to get a prostate massage. That chick needs to get her hands dirty.

Wait. What else would she be using?

edit: Oh, is this more of your mansplaining obvious things?

 

[Jehannum]

Wait. What else would she be using?

edit: Oh, is this more of your mansplaining obvious things?

her DICK.

 

[wetwillie]

Wait. What else would she be using?

I assumed(apparently incorrectly) that you were the Ass Test dummy for the dildos.

 

[tre]

I naturally assumed it was one of the tap heads for the keezer

 

[gee]

Just to be clear, I'm not entirely sure 3D printed objects meet any "you can safely put this up your ass" criteria.

That being said, good you're getting use out of the 8==(=D) tap handle!