To any and all seamstresses

[dbzeag]

So apparently the south like their AC one temperature, ice-forming. Seriously you can make Dry Ice from the vent in my cubicle.

Because of this I am proposing a commission. I am looking for sweaters I can take on and off easily as I want in and out of the office. Something with buttons or zipper rather than pullover. The key word here is gaudy. Appropriate for the office (nothing that says "shit" or "Enter in Rear") but tacky colors or styles encouraged.

I am going to ask my family and friends for Christmas to do the same. I will take pics as the "outfits" come in

Email me info like address or paypal to wire compensation or gifts if desired.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I have an awesome jumper except it's pull over, it's bright purple with a huge daisy on the chest.

 

[dbzeag]

I have an awesome jumper except it's pull over, it's bright purple with a huge daisy on the chest.

Pullovers are ok, thought. I just don't want too many of them as I would be taking them off and on a lot entering and leaving the building.

 

[JAXvillain]

you'd look just dandy in something like this. maybe get some clogs to go with it

 

[dbzeag]

you'd look just dandy in something like this. maybe get some clogs to go with it

Dude, that's from Dale of Norway, is it not? I have a sweater or two lke that already. My dad's side of the family each have one because we are Danish. They are so warm and awesome

 

[fly]

Dude, that's from Dale of Norway, is it not? I have a sweater or two lke that already. My dad's side of the family each have one because we are Danish. They are so warm and awesome

This is officially a gay thread now

 

[dbzeag]

This is officially a gay thread now

WTF, it's a national "dress" much like a kilt or lederhosen.

http://www.dale.no/index.php?valg=produkt&gruppe_nr=2022&produkt_nr=8140&under[]=2001&under[]=2002&region=us

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I had a brilliant (gross) wooly zipup jumper that I threw out a few months ago. It was a south american tribal pattern but it was lined so super warm. No way I was going out the house in that. I wore a turquoise mohair jumper the other day with a white collar, it was so bad it was good.

 

[ERage]

This is officially a gay thread now

I'm not gay but I'll agree, Dale of Norway sweaters are fantastic; albeit a bit pricey, but awesome nonetheless.

 

[dbzeag]

I had a brilliant (gross) wooly zipup jumper that I threw out a few months ago. It was a south american tribal pattern but it was lined so super warm. No way I was going out the house in that. I wore a turquoise mohair jumper the other day with a white collar, it was so bad it was good.

Just leave it unlined and send to me please

 

[dbzeag]

I'm not gay but I'll agree, Dale of Norway sweaters are fantastic; albeit a bit pricey, but awesome nonetheless.

When I went to Norway about 10 years ago, they were much cheaper in Oslo (around $100 USD). Now I agree they are too much.

~$300 + shipping is a bit much.

 

[dbzeag]

Maybe I should wear my D of N sweater with my kilt, really fuck with people's heads

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Will have a root around in the bottom of my wardrobe and see if it's there.

 

[Duke]

 

[APRIL]

That's so hot from the waist down.

 

[dbzeag]

That's so hot from the waist down.

I just think the neck-down is just a tan and that half works for me, too

 

[fly]

That's so hot from the waist down.

From the neck down, I think its hairy enough to be dbzeag...

 

[dbzeag]

From the neck down, I think its hairy enough to be dbzeag...

That being said, I did see drool this weekend and I think I might indeed be hairier.

 

[Thorn Bird]

go to goodwill or salvation army. christmas sweaters would be perfect. or sweaters with turkeys on 'em.

 

[Thorn Bird]

omg did you see the baby??????????????????