Tipping for A Colonoscopy

Just count yourself lucky that they quit using these types of cameras for the procedure:

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would you have otherwise chosen not to pee out your ass? :confused:



I would have opted for the more chunky variety of feces. But hey, that's just me.

And now I have to piss out my ass again when it's rescheduled. YOU BASTARDS.