Ticketb@st@rds!$#*&$@

[Duke]

Hmmm, must only be me then.

By all rights, I should have died at least 3 times before I hit 30.

PS, those times had nothing to do with any kind of substances other than excessive amounts of testosterone, ADD, and stupidity.

 

[thrawn]

Hmmm, must only be me then.

By all rights, I should have died at least 3 times before I hit 30.

PS, those times had nothing to do with any kind of substances other than excessive amounts of testosterone, ADD, and stupidity.

So you took some cock in the ass. Several cocks. Precariously.

 

[Duke]

So you took some cock in the ass. Several cocks. Precariously.

No, it didn't involve moving across country.

 

[Jonny_B]

so you're stuck in an elevator with John Denver, Bob Denver and a revolver with one round remaining. What do you do?

 

[JAXvillain]

so you're stuck in an elevator with John Denver, Bob Denver and a revolver with one round remaining. What do you do?

shoot john and get stoned with bob

 

[Duke]

so you're stuck in an elevator with John Denver, Bob Denver and a revolver with one round remaining. What do you do?

Climb out the roof and onto the emergency ladder in the elevator shaft.

Shoot the cable holding the elevator, and watch John and Bob plummet to their deaths.

 

[Jonny_B]

good effort, both of you.

the answer is: shoot yourself.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

good effort, both of you.

the answer is: shoot yourself.

no way man
given the proper caliber gun, and if you aim properly, you could kill them both with one bullet

 

[Floptical]

Once a show sells out the venue will usually release a second set of tickets. The problem is most of these tickets are partial or no view. Example I'm seeing Cold Play on Friday and I waited to long and the show sold out. Then they opened like 10 more sections at the venue except they were behind the stage. I lucked out and found some on craigslist for face value.

 

[Jonny_B]

no way man
given the proper caliber gun, and if you aim properly, you could kill them both with one bullet

but what if it doesn't work? is that a risk you're willing to take?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

but what if it doesn't work? is that a risk you're willing to take?

Im pretty sure I could kick both their asses

 

[Duke]

good effort, both of you.

the answer is: shoot yourself.

Why kill myself when I can take out them and live on as the savior of the universe who took out his Rocky Mountain Highness and Gilligan with one shot?

 

[Jonny_B]

Why kill myself when I can take out them and live on as the savior of the universe who took out his Rocky Mountain Highness and Gilligan with one shot?

you pose a good question. anyone else care to field this one?

 

[Shalimar]

you could book all these acts for under $10K to come to your house:

R & B and Classic Soul

Avant

Donnell Jones

Carl Thomas

Ginuwine

Bobby Valentino

Pleasure P (Formally of Pretty Ricky)

Ray J

Donnie

Slim (formally of 112)

Case

Mya

Sammie





Hip Hop



Hurricane Chris

Webbie

BG

Juvenile

2 Pistols

Young Berg

Trina

Dolla

Crime Mob

Blood Raw

Fabolous

Gorilla Zoe

Unk

Lil Wil

Yung Ralph

Trap Starz

Scarface

Ball Greezy

Mike Jones

DJ Khaled

Stacks

Too Short

Ace Hood

Slim Thug

BG

Hot Stylz

Dunk Riders

V.I.C

Mack Maine

Uncle Luke & Dancers

Chingy

Junior Reid

Jody Breeze

Bigg Jigg(106 & Park Champ)

OJ DA Juice Man

Tay Dizm

Alfa Mega

Bizzle

Twista









Hosting



Buffie the Body

Flavor of Love Girls Bootz, Black, and Buckeey

Hoopz

Jessica Rich aka Rabbit (Real Chance at Love)

Tigger

Rocsi

Terrance J

Melyssa Ford







Old School

Slick Rick

Mc Lyte

Shirley Murdock

Lenny Williams

Big Daddy Kane

Adina Howard

Doug E Fresh





DJ

Prostyle

Q45

Scream

Purfiya

Bigga Rankin

Biz Markie

 

[Shalimar]

^^^in the inbox this morning.

 

[tre]

so you're stuck in an elevator with John Denver, Bob Denver and a revolver with one round remaining. What do you do?

I plug my nose, those fuckers have been dead for years, and prolly smell pretty rank by now.


Also, I'd put Bob's hand on John's ass.

 

[fly]

^^^in the inbox this morning.

I need Doug E at my next birthday party. 14 days to my birthday shalimar. *hint*hint*

 

[JAXvillain]

too short would be pretty bitchin'

 

[Shalimar]

I need Doug E at my next birthday party. 14 days to my birthday shalimar. *hint*hint*

i saw doug E. rock a beatbox/rhyme routine for almost 20 minutes in south beach at a music conference (not the WMC).. one of the most amazing performances I think I've ever seen.






Honestly, it would be cool to have too short or doug e at your party.. LOL.


it's prob $7K for a 40 minute set and then I would assume a couple first class tix, room and board, rider, etc.


I mean, those "hosting" spots are pretty much just sitting around drinking and hangin out.

 

[Shalimar]

make party plans early fly.. I'm a busy man, but would love to help out/attend if possible.