Thursday Joke Thread

And I can empty out the little clear business card viewer in my wallet and you can use that space too.
 
When I first saw this thread I thought it had started today and I had missed 4 pages of posts on my lunch hour.
 
Bad joke...

Why did the little boy return the box of Kleenex to the store?



Because when he sneezed it didn't say bless you.

I know...its bad
 
So I guy told me a joke tonight, it started like this....

So, a guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "do you like your penis?"

Then the guy telling the joke starts mummbling about bush and says the joke was better when the guy at the bar told it to the parrot on his shoulder :wtf: