fly said:april walks into a bar. everything within 5 feet falls into her event horizon.
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fly said:april walks into a bar. everything within 5 feet falls into her event horizon.
HydroSqueegee said:whats all this then?
my legacy is spanning forums now.
elpmis said:congrats, that's the worst joke I've ever read
Did you mean crummy?Sarcasmo said:Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumby.
Weapons of Mass DestructionSarcasmo said:"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."
but..shawndavid said:A guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I bet $50 that
no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can't play."
The people in the bar look around and someone fetches out an old
guitar.
The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up the strings and starts
playing. The octopus's owner pockets the fifty bucks. Next guy
comes up with a trumpet. The octopus takes the horn, loosens up
the keys, licks its lips and starts playing a fantastic jazz solo. The
guy hands over another fifty bucks to the octopus's owner.
The bar owner has been watching all this and disappears out back,
coming back a few moments later with a set of bagpipes under his
arm. He puts them on the bar and say's to the guy and his octopus,
"Now, if your octopus can play that I'll give you a hundred dollars."
The octopus takes a look at the bagpipes, lifts them up, turns them
over, has another look from another angle.
Puzzled, the octopus's owner comes up and says, "What are you
pissing around for? Hurry up and play the damn thing!"
The octopus says "Play it? If I can work out how to get its pajamas
off I'm gonna fuck it!"
Hey, we're moving at the end of the month. I know you have experience. Can you help us? thxinline4 said:but..
an octopus doesnt have lips..