This thread is about picking up ladies

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Datgurl

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Guys around here will compliment a girl on her nice, big ass. Then they get mad when the girl doesn't pay them any mind.
 
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crazymike

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Lynnakitty said:
I'm against abortion :)


I guess I will pay child support then :/


We could live happily ever after on a farm if you want. We can grow our own potatoes and shoot our own beef.


Or a last resort is a condom :/
 
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crazymike

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long tall smiley said:
Why would a gay guy want to own a woman?


Because slavery is illegal now. Unless you go through the route of marriage.
 
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Kander77

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The ladies fall all over me. Who cares if I have help from Doctor brick, he is a head specialist....
 
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crazymike

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long tall smiley said:
They do adoptions in Canada?


They do now. Last year our government shut down the child slave trade agreement we had with a china soup kitchen.
 
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Lynnakitty

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crazymike said:
I guess I will pay child support then :/


We could live happily ever after on a farm if you want. We can grow our own potatoes and shoot our own beef.


Or a last resort is a condom :/
I hate farms.
 

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crazymike said:
Do you check out guys though?

And I don't mean being hit on in a heavy sense.

More like you are waiting in line at the Health Center on free STD Testing day and you notice the person in front of you checking you out. So you make conversation with them. Just small talk.

Honestly I just talk to everyone, and pretty much hit on no one. I hate that game. :fly:
 
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Kander77

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long tall smiley said:
wtf??

Bacon comes from farms. Everyone loves bacon. Do you hate bacon?

Yeah! Beef, lambs, milk, cheese, pork, bacon, police. All come from farms! Who doesnt like farms!?
 
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Lynnakitty

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long tall smiley said:
wtf??

Bacon comes from farms. Everyone loves bacon. Do you hate bacon?
I like bacon.. I dont like horses... I HATE horses.
 
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smileynev

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Lynnakitty said:
I like bacon.. I dont like horses... I HATE horses.
Fuck horses, fuck em in their hairy little horse asses. Bacon + cheese > horses.
 
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smileynev

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Kander77 said:
Yeah! Beef, lambs, milk, cheese, pork, bacon, police. All come from farms! Who doesnt like farms!?
commies. commies and liberals.

I need a cheese tree.
 
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Kander77

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long tall smiley said:
commies. commies and liberals.

I need a cheese tree.


I have one planted next to my money tree. Its so awesome.