Baby This thread is a UF safe place

Are you over-worked? Under appreciated? Do you have an allergy to life? Do you miss Nickelodeon?

Ssshhh. Relax. Daddy will take care of you. I am the emotionally available father figure you always needed but never had because you were a goddamn disappointment.

Would you like a glass of warm fucking milk? A belly rub? Some salve for your goddamn cutting wounds?

Post in this thread if you're an emasculated millennial pussy. Nobody is going to bully you here. It's a safe place. No one can harm you here.

Tell me what triggers you and well find a way to make sure it never happen again, child.
I've never seen you make so many words in one post
 
  • Gravy
Reactions: Domon
BoL4jta.gif
Omgggggg :lol::lol::lol: