Baby This thread is a UF safe place

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Are you over-worked? Under appreciated? Do you have an allergy to life? Do you miss Nickelodeon?

Ssshhh. Relax. Daddy will take care of you. I am the emotionally available father figure you always needed but never had because you were a goddamn disappointment.

Would you like a glass of warm fucking milk? A belly rub? Some salve for your goddamn cutting wounds?

Post in this thread if you're an emasculated millennial pussy. Nobody is going to bully you here. It's a safe place. No one can harm you here.

Tell me what triggers you and well find a way to make sure it never happen again, child.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I tell you you what I miss, I miss Cartoon Network when it wasn't all these shitty cartoons. Samurai Jack, Johnny Bravo, etc

 

[Valve1138]

Let's cuddle. And by cuddle, I mean suck, fuck, and fondle till the cows come home.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I tell you you what I miss, I miss Cartoon Network when it wasn't all these shitty cartoons. Samurai Jack, Johnny Bravo, etc

Pudgy kids love cartoons too, we know!
Just like cake, you cant get enough.
No ones judging here.
*hug*

 

[Valve1138]

I tell you you what I miss, I miss Cartoon Network when it wasn't all these shitty cartoons. Samurai Jack, Johnny Bravo, etc

Regular Show is awesome.

Adventure Time is also good.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Let's cuddle. And by cuddle, I mean suck, fuck, and fondle till the cows come home.

You need to satisfy your baser needs, thats fine!
No ones judging.
Well go together and get you a rub n tug
Then you can cry it out on a pillow.
*pinches cheek*
Theres a good lad

 

[Floptical]

Venture bros

 

[Valve1138]

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Regular Show is awesome.

Adventure Time is also good.

Truth
Invader Zim was fun.

 

[strawberry love]

I wish I was creative enough for a side gig. I'm missing something from my current job. I don't know waaaaaat.

 

[Floptical]

Why did WaW have to leave? I miss the way stripper glitter would fly when he would tossle his glorious golden locks.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I wish I was creative enough for a side gig. I'm missing something from my current job. I don't know waaaaaat.

Now, now, darling, itll all be ok
And I totally wont take this as an opportunity for an in appropriate grope.
*grab*

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Why did WaW have to leave? I miss the way stripper glitter would fly when he would tossle his glorious golden locks.

He thinks about you every day, as well
Im sure if you open your grindr app youll find him!

 

[strawberry love]

Now, now, darling, itll all be ok
And I totally wont take this as an opportunity for an in appropriate grope.
*grab*

Figure out my life for me daddy!

 

[my little brony]

Regular Show is awesome.

Adventure Time is also good.

Steven Universe feels like someone's phd work

there are a lot of good cartoons out there, especially DC and the CGI star wars stuff

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

OK, im off for dinner
Whine some more so Ill have something to do when I get back
Faggots

 

[Floptical]

Figure out my life for me daddy!

He would have also accepted papi

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

*hug*

SKWWWEEEEEEE

How I feel right now:

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Figure out my life for me daddy!

[real] Start a fashion blog. I know you have that in you.[/real]