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kiwi said:
Why are her parents allowing this?!?
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Her mom is a single mother who is FUCKED. UP.
Seriously fucked up rumors that circulate about her in the family. She may or may not have lost her virginity by sneaking into a brother's room, getting him worked up without waking him up, then climbing on top.
Jimmycrackcorn said:
she got thick as fuck for prom
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Gotta get that winter weight on, it gets cold here in Tampa
 
Mr. Asa said:
Her mom is a single mother who is FUCKED. UP.
Seriously fucked up rumors that circulate about her in the family. She may or may not have lost her virginity by sneaking into a brother's room, getting him worked up without waking him up, then climbing on top.

Gotta get that winter weight on, it gets cold here in Tampa
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Wow, there are no words. At least you know she probably wouldn't care about the cousin thing.
 
DJBrenton said:
Buying Edradour is a bit of a nightmare as by the time you've found one, sampled it and decided you like it, it's sold out. I'm a fan of the port cask editions generally so the Ballechin Port Cask matured would be my choice right now
http://www.masterofmalt.com/whiskies/ballechin-port-cask-matured-whisky/

I had this one a couple of years ago which was only finished in port casks so was more lightly flavoured and seems to still be available

http://www.royalmilewhiskies.com/product.asp?pf_id=0010000021110

I'd also find this Burgundy offering interesting

http://www.royalmilewhiskies.com/product.asp?cat_id=D_EDRA&pf_id=0010000021127

You need to bear in mind that Edradour is only 50cl bottles so you might need more than one for a tasting. They also stick at the £35-£60 mark with no excursions into the 20year old or more expensive end.
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Thanks, not the hugest fan of port woods but I will make an exception http://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/P-18443.aspx, this one could be promising that came out recently in a full size bottle

Jimmycrackcorn said:
uselessforums.com paid subscriptions for the whole family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I was gonna get the wife a video camera but this seems more romantic

Mr. Asa said:
Holiday was good. Saw mostly my non-crazy family, and some of my crazy family. Apparently my second youngest cousin on my second oldest aunt's side went full-on slut, showed up in a cocktail dress, apparently showed up to her grandfather's 80-somethingith birthday that they had at the beach wearing a string thong bikini underneath daisy-dukes.

It's always bad when you go to a reunion and you end up trying to figure out exactly how closely related you are to a cousin.
[/The South]

2nd cousin is far enough away to go for it... would we insult you? yes, but still could be worth it
Edit: also, my oldest aunt, who has stage 4 pancreatic cancer, is doing very well.
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Pancake Masturbator said:
This thread has been re-opened due to tittys.
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Mr. Asa said:
There is already a precedent. One of my blood relatives married my... nephew by marriage?

My family is fucked
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he the one with the tail?

Duke said:
it's the holiday season and people just don't want to see video of you opening the presents.
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we did this once but PBS's banging on the door claiming, the baby was ready to come out of the bath was a little distracting
 
I remember going to Indian Summer Festival in Wisconsin when I was 16. Went to a pow wow circle and I thought the lead dancer was really hot. We got to chatting and upon more chatting, realized that he was related on my father's side. :fly: Kinda killed my attraction. Still, I couldn't get over gorgeous he was. And at that time, I hadn't even met my biological father yet. Super weird situation. He was hot.
 
Applesauce said:
I remember going to Indian Summer Festival in Wisconsin when I was 16. Went to a pow wow circle and I thought the lead dancer was really hot. We got to chatting and upon more chatting, realized that he was related on my father's side. :fly: Kinda killed my attraction. Still, I couldn't get over gorgeous he was. And at that time, I hadn't even met my biological father yet. Super weird situation. He was hot.
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This sounds a lot like that one scene in Joe Dirt.
 
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