This stuff is funny

shawndavid

Are you wanting making fuck berserker?
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan; so, the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but, we're a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies, "The airport wanted to charge me two hundred dollars to store my car. Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
 
shawndavid said:
I haven't had one of those in a while. I wonder who the culprit is...
barney.jpg
 
shawndavid said:
Barney's toes are up too high to assist in gripping the ground.
If I were Barney, I'd be more concerned with the fact that I had no genitals or any concievable way to go to the bathroom.
 
theacoustician said:
If I were Barney, I'd be more concerned with the fact that I had no genitals or any concievable way to go to the bathroom.

Or just the simple fact that your skin is purple and you are a dinosaur
 
A guy is sitting in an interview for a Postal Job.

Interviewer: Are you a Vet?

Man: You bet I am. I had my testicles blown off in Nam.

Interview: Wow. Ok. Well, you seem like you would be a perfect fit for the position. We are open 8 to 6 but you can just come in at 10.

Man: 10? But don't you open at 8?

Interview: Yes, but it's a governemnt job so we usually spend the first two hours standing around scratching our nuts.
 
Drool-Boy said:
Ya hes way too happy for something that cant poop.

Barney has evolved beyond the need to poop. He is a higher life form that creates energy with no visible waste. (and he keeps a plastic bag inside of the costume)
 
I like the comcast commercial with Barney at the ladies house and the kids are freaking out and the phones ringing like crazy and the lady asks Barney to get the phone. Then Barney looks down at his huge hands and back at her.
 
b_sinning said:
I like the comcast commercial with Barney at the ladies house and the kids are freaking out and the phones ringing like crazy and the lady asks Barney to get the phone. Then Barney looks down at his huge hands and back at her.

it would have been funnier if he took his big purple hand and bitch-slapped her. Now that would get the point across.
 
ERage said:
it would have been funnier if he took his big purple hand and bitch-slapped her. Now that would get the point across.
that's what the tail is for