This just sounds like the kind of thing that needs to be posted here

Shaken the bedrock of their family? Emergency call to the church’s pastor? Unsure how it will affect ther daughter's future? What the fuck is going on here? Who are these people? Why do we allow them to live?
 
Thanks to the small caliber pistol the entry wound is extremely small; sometimes the external damage is so minimal that the entry wound can completely be covered by the hair and is often not immediately apparent to a medical examiner that doesn't know right away what cause of death to look for. Typically, there is no exit wound.

Yeah, I dont think he would notice the blood soaked hair either or the massive amount of blood leaking out of the "extremely small" entry wound, lol
 
Sarcasmo said:
Shaken the bedrock of their family? Emergency call to the church’s pastor? Unsure how it will affect ther daughter's future? What the fuck is going on here? Who are these people? Why do we allow them to live?
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