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Candy said:
I hate feet too. If we have to have them, we may as well make sure they look good in those expensive, cute shoes we all have to have.
I must remember to look in your shoe closet next time I come over, Imelda...
 
SpangeMonkee said:
so, are you out yet?


It would appear so.

I am curious as to why my signature doesn't appear on every post.
Is it to long? Not funny enough? Not cleaver enough? Stolen from some quote book?