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SpangeMonkee said:
You'll get along with Drool. He's a long-haired dirty hippy too. A little on the girlish side.
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There is so much more to being a hippie than long hair.
First you have to be dirty. Not showering helps, unfortunately I shower daily.
Second you have to smell like shit, piss, hemp and eggs. Otherwise known as petruli(sp?). But once again I shower daily.
Third you can't wear shoes. Either bare feet or sandals, I always wear shoes.
Forth you can't have a job. I've had a job since I was 16.
Fifth you have to be both stupid and lazy, me I'm just lazy.
I'm sure I'm leaving out stuff, like you have to hug tress, and you can't eat yummy yummy animals, but just thinking about hippies makes me feel dirty.
 
xoblivion said:
There is so much more to being a hippie than long hair.
First you have to be dirty. Not showering helps, unfortunately I shower daily.
Second you have to smell like shit, piss, hemp and eggs. Otherwise known as petruli(sp?). But once again I shower daily.
Third you can't wear shoes. Either bare feet or sandals, I always wear shoes.
Forth you can't have a job. I've had a job since I was 16.
Fifth you have to be both stupid and lazy, me I'm just lazy.
I'm sure I'm leaving out stuff, like you have to hug tress, and you can't eat yummy yummy animals, but just thinking about hippies makes me feel dirty.
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What about pants? Do you have to wear pants to be a hippy? Cause Drool sure doesn't if he can get away with it.
 
xoblivion said:
There is so much more to being a hippie than long hair.
First you have to be dirty. Not showering helps, unfortunately I shower daily.
Second you have to smell like shit, piss, hemp and eggs. Otherwise known as petruli(sp?). But once again I shower daily.
Third you can't wear shoes. Either bare feet or sandals, I always wear shoes.
Forth you can't have a job. I've had a job since I was 16.
Fifth you have to be both stupid and lazy, me I'm just lazy.
I'm sure I'm leaving out stuff, like you have to hug tress, and you can't eat yummy yummy animals, but just thinking about hippies makes me feel dirty.
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Whats that river in Africa?
 
kiwi said:
What about pants? Do you have to wear pants to be a hippy? Cause Drool sure doesn't if he can get away with it.
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If you have to wear them, I'm sure they have to be made of hemp.
I think you also have to like frisbee and hacky-sacks.
And I guess smoking pot is required also.
 
Drool-Boy said:
Im not a hippy godammit
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I beg to differ, granola boy.

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xoblivion said:
And I can't believe everyone is talking about feet. For years those things grossed me out. I think we should cut them all off and walk around on our nubbins. Well that or get peg-legs.
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I hate feet too. If we have to have them, we may as well make sure they look good in those expensive, cute shoes we all have to have.
 
eileenbunny said:
I vote not to. I'm offended by his remarks on hippies. :(
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My remarks on hippies, you should be offended by hippies.

I think this sums up hippies pretty well.
Song written by Guttermouth

Song Title: Trinket Trading, Tick Toting, Toothless, Tired, Tramps.....(a.k.a. "7 T's")"
Album: Teri Yakimoto (1996)

dancing round in circle staring at the sky
spending hours on a corner trying to hitch a ride
your girlfriend is filthy and stoned out of her mind
she hasn't had a shower since 1969

you can't even read you can't even spell
begging and loafingis all that you do well
your heads full of lice you navels full of lint
don't you fucking breath on me go get yourself a mint
frisbee playing hitchikers are lame...
god dawn hippies always smell like shit, piss, hemp and eggs

stringing lots of beads really ain't that neat
dirty, drowsy hippie you need to wash your feet
daisy pickin fruit cake always low on cash
take yours magic beans and shove them up your ass!!!

nothing i hate more dirty hairy chics
the only things that like them are gnats, fleas and ticks
always out to lunch always so confused
i wonder if they'va ever own a fucking pair of shoes
frisbee playing hitchikers are lame...
god dawn hippies... smell!!!

stupid lazy can't hold a job

i'd love to disinfect you, shower you with bleach
rock collecting moron, nothing but a leach
make you clip you toenails, make you cut your hair
rid the world of hippies, purifies our air

Your not really offended are you?
 
eileenbunny said:
Haha, no, not really, although quoting greasy, ugly, sweaty guys really doesn't do much for your case. At least hippies are friendly.
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Is the singer for Guttermouth greasy, ugly and sweaty?

As for hippies, anybody see the South Park dealing with them.
 
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