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Bubbles said:
so you likey the hairy down there womens?
No. Only like hair on the head.


Candy said:
I notcied you said girls "frustrate" you. Why? Just Curious...
I just don't understand them. They just baffle me.

As for poop, well I'm a fan if a monkey is throwing it at someone.

And I can't believe everyone is talking about feet. For years those things grossed me out. I think we should cut them all off and walk around on our nubbins. Well that or get peg-legs.
 
xoblivion said:
No. Only like hair on the head.



I just don't understand them. They just baffle me.

As for poop, well I'm a fan if a monkey is throwing it at someone.

And I can't believe everyone is talking about feet. For years those things grossed me out. I think we should cut them all off and walk around on our nubbins. Well that or get peg-legs.


yarrrr
 
xoblivion said:
And I can't believe everyone is talking about feet. For years those things grossed me out. I think we should cut them all off and walk around on our nubbins. Well that or get peg-legs.

Yea, cause THAT'S attractive. Without feet we couldn't wear sandals.
 
Thorn Bird said:
i was going to guess britney spears, but your boobs aren't big enough.

I am a girl though, black bra would have looked better, but I didn't think about it till much later on in the night.

The next clue is she is Canadian.